The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Lord Daskar]

Then the King laughed evilly, had his men steal Fred's gold, and then arrest Fredreick. He was sent to the most secure dungeon in the world.

[LT Sandpaw]

However the dungeon guard saw how noble and kind Sir Fredrick was and they released him swearing their loyalty to him. With his new army of Elite Prison Guards Sir Fredrick ventured forth into Africa to find a new adventure.

[James Gryphon]

All of his guards were killed by natives shooting poisoned darts. Alone and disappointed, Sir Fredrick decided now was the time to fulfill his earlier desire to become a hermit in the Sahara Desert.

[Lord Daskar]

Unfortunately the Sahara no long existed because of a massive flood in the area.

[James Gryphon]

So he sat down in the middle of a mosquito-ridden swamp, totally miserable, and thought depressing existential thoughts.

[Lord Daskar]

He grew weak and sick since he wasn't eating.

[James Gryphon]

He became dehydrated, and tried to relieve his thirst by drinking swamp water; sadly, all this did was make him even more sick. He was in such sorry shape that the mosquitoes (who had previously had a field day with him) wouldn't bite him anymore.

[Lord Daskar]

Then some native kids came and pelted him with tomatoes.

[James Gryphon]

Sir Fredrick threatened to do a disproportionate amount of harm to the children, but he felt so bad that he didn't have the energy to get up and back up his threats.

[Lord Daskar]

When the kids heard the threats the laughed and threw stones.

[James Gryphon]

Sir Fredrick was helpless to stop them, so he laid there and took it, cursing the day of his birth.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick then took a stone to the head, this made him lose his mind temporarily. Because of this he grew strong and killed the kids, then it wore off and he collapsed again.

[Groddil]

Sir Fredrick was arrested for child murder and send to be hanged.

[LT Sandpaw]

Nobly he accepted his punishment and didn't deny his actions. So the judge sentenced him to thirty years in prison instead.

[Groddil]

While in prison, Sir Fredrick attacked and killed a prison guard because the guard refused to let him connect to Prison WI-FI. Sir Fredrick was given twenty-three life sentences AND sentenced to death by firing squad.