The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[James Gryphon]

While he was in prison, he suffered terribly from malaria, West Nile Virus, and yellow fever, all of which the mosquitoes had transmitted to him.

[Groddil]

Nobody gave him any medicine because they were disgusted with his crimes. Sir Fredrick constantly had to be careful of being shanked, and in the end, the firing squad was a welcome end that Sir Fredrick eventually looked forwards to.

[Lord Daskar]

When it was time for his execution the squad fired. Fortunately none of the shots were fatal...

[Groddil]

Unfortunately, one of the young trainee guards managed to shoot another guard. In order to cover themselves up, Sir Fredrick was blamed for the death and thrown into Solitary Confinement for 500 years.

[Lord Daskar]

His brain began to deteriorate and the rest of his body to rot.

[Groddil]

After a week in Solitary, the Anthrax Groddil injected him with a couple of pages ago began to take its toll. Sir Frederick was trapped, still alive, in a decaying body.

[Lord Daskar]

He began to stink so badly that his food and water were cut off.

[Groddil]

Sir Fredrick had to survive by ingesting his own blood and rotting flesh.

[Lord Daskar]

This made him get leprosy for some bizarre reason.

[Groddil]

Sir Fredrick eventually lost his real arm and leg from leprosy and had to eat them to survive.

[Lord Daskar]

This made his get, The Mumps.

[Groddil]

The power went out in the prison. Sir Fredrick had to burn his prosthetic limbs to make a fire and survive. Sir Fredrick now has no limbs.

[Lord Daskar]

One day a froad, by the name of Freddy, trying to rescue him, managed to get in. He freaked out, killed it by suffocation, and ate it raw.

[Groddil]

Freddy, being part toad, was poisonous. Sir Fredrick's stomach and intestines dissolved.

[Lord Daskar]

As did the rest of his organs, now he was just bones and skin. Yet still alive?