The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[LT Sandpaw]

This wild life suited Fredrick however there was always a sense of guilt in the back of his mind. So during a highway raid Fredrick turned on the outlaws an placed them into a town's custody making him a local hero.

[James Gryphon]

Fredrick walked into the local tavern to celebrate with the locals. Unfortunately, there was a big "WANTED" poster up on the wall with a drawing depicting what was clearly his face.

[Groddil]

A drunk in the tavern decided to make some easy money and threw a knife at Fredrick.

[Delthion]

Fredrick dodged it, and won the Crusades.

[Groddil]

Unfortunately, Fredrick was mysteriously transported to the present, where Crusades are considered racist. Fredrick was locked in prison for his crimes.

[Izeroth]

 After serving a brief sentence in jail, Fredrick was hired as a museum guide.

[Groddil]

Fredrick slept on the job and an expensive relic was stolen. Fredrick was framed for the crime and thrown in jail once more.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But the Tribunal transported him to Morrowind and made him conquer Skyrim for the Dark Elves.

[Lord Daskar]

Unfortunately that was merely a nightmare of Fredrick's as the Tribunal had been killed by him.

[James Gryphon]

Fredrick was placed into solitary confinement, after being accused of killing every other inmate that he was put in the same cells with.

[Lord Daskar]

His new cell was in Antartica, he had nothing to warm him but his very thin clothes.

[James Gryphon]

There were no warden or guards, the electronic system that was supposed to take care of him broke down, and the rest of the world forgot him. Since he was immortal, he didn't die, but rather lived on in the agonies of dehydration, starvation, and freezing cold for the next hundred years.

[Lord Daskar]

Another five hundred years and his brain began to deteriorate again.

[Groddil]

Without his brain working properly, Fredrick could not sustain himself. He began to rot once more.

[Lord Daskar]

Thus history repeated itself, again our poor hero was naught but bones.