The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Lord Daskar]

Once they did that Fredrick decided his presence in the city was no longer needed. He started wondering around in Brazil with no food, weapons, armor, or equipment of any kind.

[Delthion]

So the Tribunal blessed him with immortality and that he would get everything he ever needed.

[James Gryphon]

But those blessings didn't count for much, given that he had already previously wiped out the original Tribunal, and the new one was only a committee of villagers reading from a script that he had given them.

[Delthion]

But everything that they blessed him with came true.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Because the Tribunal had reincarnated as the villagers.

[James Gryphon]

The blessing was actually a curse in disguise, however; they said "May you live in interesting times". As far as getting what he needed, the 'blessing' meant he would only get what he needed, never anything more.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Frederick then sought to remove the blessing by using the Heart of the World to become a god.

[James Gryphon]

Nothing happened. Fredrick woke up to see that he was being carried up to a gallows.

[Delthion]

He was hanged, but resurrected as an immortal, invincible being.

[James Gryphon]

But he was already immortal, so he became mortal; his body died of old age, leaving only a fragile skeleton. Skeleton Fredrick decided to make money by going door to door and demanding "Trick or treat".

[Izeroth]

 His first "victim," an experienced wizard, changed him back into a fully-fleshed mortal being.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick had liked being a skeleton, so he got very mad and killed the wizard. He was banished to McDonald Island for it.

[Jetthebinturong]

On McDonald Island he was attacked by a clown named Ronald McDonaldtrump.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick, who had randomly lost most of his strength and all his fighting skill, was easily bested by Ronald McDonaldtrump.

[Jetthebinturong]

Ronald McDonaldtrump raised his blade to deliver the killing blow, muttering something about immigration.