The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Jetthebinturong]

But that was only in Sir Fredrick's imagination. In reality he was still in the dungeon.

[James Gryphon]

One of the Black Knight's officers came, and, smirking, said that Fredrick could be set free if he defeated an opponent in the arena, another knight named Sir Bob.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And thus Sir Fredrick faced Sir Bob in the arena and won, carving his name into the annals of history for a glorious victory.

[Lord Daskar]

Unfortunately Sir Bob was the Black Knight's favorite. Furious, he sent all the rest of his gladiators at Fredrick. He had a lot, 400 to be exact.

[James Gryphon]

Fredrick tried to run, but he was quickly surrounded and beaten with clubs and axes.

[Delthion]

He was smiling during all of this, then he ate threw a boomerang and killed every single one of the gladiators.

[Groddil]

Unfortunately, Groddil was the next one to post, and was offended by Fredrick's use of a boomerang, as Fredrick was not Australian. In retaliation, Groddil typed the following post:

"Fredrick fell unconscious after being stabbed in the ankle by a platypus. When he awoke, he was chained up in the Black Knight's dungeon, with a hand grenade in his mouth."

[Delthion]

Fortunately, the black knight was his long lost brother, and quickly realized his mistake and freed Sir Fredrick.

[James Gryphon]

There was no love lost between the two; the Black Knight freed him to go to the lion's den, where Fredrick was quickly set upon by lions with armor-piercing teeth who ate all of Fredrick's limbs; afterwards, the Black Knight's servants carried him out of the castle, walked thirty miles, and threw him to the bottom of a deep pit filled with quicksand, where they expected him to drown and die.

[Groddil]

The pit was made of solid steel, ten metres thick. The Black Knight also closed the trapdoor in the top of the pit, which was five metres thick, and started to pump in mustard gas just in case.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

As this is set in the Middle Ages, none of this happened.

[Groddil]

Fortunately, the Black Knight threw Fredrick through a rip in time, causing the exact same scenario to happen, but this time in the year 2017.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Unfortunately for the Black Knight, the rip in time caused him to turn into a beast, which brought Fredrick back to the Middle Ages.

[James Gryphon]

In any case, Fredrick (Immolatus), who had no limbs, was now drowning in a pit full of quicksand.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick continued to drown. He was also extremely thirsty.