The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Lord Daskar]

Unfortunately, the ground was a thin covering for a pit. Fredrick fell another ten feet. His armor had come off so, he broke several bones.

[James Gryphon]

The pit happened to be the Red Knight's castle's refuse pit; the Red Knight's cook came and dropped rotten food, blood, grease and other undesirables down into the pit, and on Fredrick.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick was sickened by the sight and passed out.

[James Gryphon]

Very badly beaten, dehydrated, maimed, and infected, Fredrick fell into a coma.

[Groddil]

Fredrick was pronounced as dead (Even though he, fortunately, was not). His still comatose body was thrown to the lions.

[James Gryphon]

The lions were so disgusted they threw him back.

[Groddil]

When they threw Fredrick, his unconscious body slammed against a wall and split his skull open. The blood attracted several gigantic mosquitos, which began to suck Fredrick dry.

[James Gryphon]

He was already so dehydrated, though, that his blood had begun to dry up, and wasn't very appetizing; the mosquitoes, disgusted, made sure to infect him with numerous diseases.

[Groddil]

Two of these diseases in particular were never meant to enter human systems. One virus caused Fredrick to rapidly develop necrosis, causing his flesh to start to decay. The second disease started to shut down Fredrick's internal organs, starting with the part of his brain that processed movement.

[James Gryphon]

Suffering from too many ailments to conveniently list here in one sentence, Fredrick shuddered and struggled to gasp out a breath from his fire-damaged lungs. Then, all of his flesh and organs atomically decayed into dust and fell away, leaving only a sleeping skeleton.

[Delthion]

Which then got up and was immortal.

[James Gryphon]

Fredrick "got up" in the sense that he woke up; of course, he couldn't move since he had neither muscles nor limbs.

[Delthion]

Being a skeleton, he made limbs out of the surrounding rocks.

[James Gryphon]

He did this, however, only in his imagination, as he was still immobile.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But then Ledthion came down from the heavens and made Sir Fredrick a god.