The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Lord Daskar]

This, of course, was not our Fredrick. He had been stripped of his 'Sir' when he was pronounced dead.

[Groddil]

Rather, Cthulhu came up from R'lyeh, and made Sir Fredrick into a large octopus that was deathly allergic to water.

[Lord Daskar]

And now we return to our Fredrick.

Several dogs came to Fredrick and started gnawing on his bones.

[James Gryphon]

After a while, having dismantled more of Fredrick's skeleton, they lost interest and wandered off. Twenty years passed.

[Lord Daskar]

Since no A people had helped Fredrick in 20 years he was completely and totally dead, nothing could bring him back. This failure on the part of the As made a different Sir Fredrick mad. He went on a quest for vengeance, vowing to destroy those who had refused to save the old Fredrick.

[James Gryphon]

As the identical twin brother of the previous Fredrick, he decided the best way to start his quest for revenge would be to go after the man who started all of Fredrick Immolatus' pain, their blacksmith father.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And he found him, and struck their blacksmith father down.

[Groddil]

When the blacksmith fell down, he landed on the "End-o-Tron 3000," which ended Fredrick's quest by making his legs disintegrate and his heart explode.

[James Gryphon]

..."his legs" and "his heart" being those belonging to the blacksmith.

Unfortunately for Fredrick, the Time Police teleported in to arrest him the moment after his father died.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But the Time Police were slain by Snadpwa who came to rescue Sir Fredrick.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick was terrified of Snadpwa and ran to more police, hoping they could save him.

[James Gryphon]

...but as he was running in that direction, he tripped over a hole in the ground, and broke his right ankle.

[Lord Daskar]

Snadpwa caught up and laughed. He had evil intentions for Fredrick.

[James Gryphon]

He took a ray gun out of his back pocket, pointed it at Fredrick, and said, "This ray will instantly turn anyone it hits into a loser!"

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick started crying and said he was already a loser. If he had been paying attention in Beginning Algebra he would've realized that if he was hit by the gun he would become a winner. Unfortunately, Snadpwa was a math major who had payed attention in Beginning Algebra.