The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[James Gryphon]

So he said, "Drat. Should've seen that one coming. I guess this won't work then."

Then Snadpwa, knowing that Fredrick was allergic to both chocolate and macadamia nuts, took out a chocolate chip and macadamia nut cookie that was disguised as a vanilla brownie and offered it to Fredrick as a consolation prize.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick grabbed it ant ate it. He lost his tooth, he only had one due to an unmentioned loss of the rest when he fell into the hole.

[James Gryphon]

Within five seconds, his entire body swelled up and turned lobster red.

[Lord Daskar]

  went Fredrick. went Snadpwa as poured cement into the hole.

[James Gryphon]

Snadpwa laughed and smiled as the cement solidified, and the Jackhammer of Doom fell from the sky to try to break through the cement and Fredrick.

[Lord Daskar]

The Jackhammer of Doom didn't break the cement, it only fractured Fredrick's skull.

[James Gryphon]

Needless to say, this also gave him a nasty concussion.

[Lord Daskar]

And brain damage.

[James Gryphon]

The Jackhammer of Doom continued jackhammering the cement, finally breaking through it, and incidentally breaking one of Fredrick's legs.

[Lord Daskar]

Not the leg with the broken ankle, the other one.

[James Gryphon]

With Fredrick now out of the cement, Snadpwa challenged him to a duel to the death with swords.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick refused and attempted to run away, he couldn't though.

[James Gryphon]

Snadpwa was angry at Fredrick, and dropped a hundred pounds of chicken feathers over him.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick laughed at first, then he realized how heavy 100lbs of feathers weighted. He crumpled.

[James Gryphon]

Then winter came.