The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Lord Daskar]

The coldest winter on record. The strong winds, carrying a ton, as in 2000 pounds, and snow blew away the feathers and replaced them with snow.

[Delthion]

Thankfully, the snow was very warm and actually contained perfectly good steak, so Sir Fredrick was provided with food and water for the rest of the winter.

[James Gryphon]

The snow was so warm that all of it began to melt, and Fredrick began to drown. Snadpwa was standing there, laughing at Fredrick's plight.

[Lord Daskar]

Fredrick began bawling instead of trying to save himself when he saw Snadpwa, he had thought he was rid of him for sure.

[James Gryphon]

This was pretty clueless on his part, since it had just been a few minutes since Snadpwa had dropped feathers on him.

[Delthion]

Thankfully, Sir Fredrick killed Snadpwa with a single blow, and continued on his way.

[James Gryphon]

It was hard going, though, what with his body being stuck in a big block of cement, and both a leg and an ankle broken from his encounter.

[Delthion]

Thankfully, he ran into Stephen Maturin, who healed him completely.

[James Gryphon]

He didn't, however, do anything to help Fredrick out of the cement, so he was still stuck.

[Delthion]

So Sir Fredrick grabbed a pick-axe and chopped up the cement block.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, though, he hit it so hard while he was doing so that the axehead flew off, and hit him in the head, refracturing his skull.

[Delthion]

Thankfully Stephen Maturin was still on hand and patched him up nicely.

[James Gryphon]

However, Fredrick fixed his axe up with duct tape, and then kept doing the same thing he had been doing before. This time, the axehead flew off and flew into Stephen Maturin's head, killing him instantly.

[Delthion]

Sir Fredrick shrugged, and prospered.

[James Gryphon]

Stephen Maturin's daughter, however, ran over, seeking to avenge her father, who had died solely due to Fredrick's stupidity.