The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[James Gryphon]

He was a Mole Man, a resident of the Land Way Down Under. However, mole men were known for having a grudge against surface men.

[Delthion]

Thankfully, this Mole man tribe loved surface men, especially ones that went by "Sir" and "Fredrick".

[James Gryphon]

(That was because the two words happened to sound like the words for "Meat Loaf" in Mole Man speech.)

He invited Fredrick over for dinner.

[Delthion]

Thankfully, the Mole man and the rest of his mole tribe were vegetarians.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, Sir Fredrick hated vegetables, and rather impolitically said so. He preferred roast boar.

[Delthion]

The Mole Tribe's sole purpose was to please their guests, so they game him roast boar.

[James Gryphon]

However, the Mole Man leader warned him that this had been a "sacred boar" belonging to a nearby kingdom of insect men, and that when they found out that Fredrick had eaten their boar, they would be out to kill him.

[Delthion]

Thankfully the lizard men were great friends to the mole men, who asked them to eat the insect men.

[James Gryphon]

After the appropriate declarations of war, the insect men called on their most powerful and loyal allies, the super-advanced cybernetic robot-weasels, to help wipe out their foes and destroy Fredrick.

[Delthion]

Thankfully the super-advanced cybernetic robot-weasels did the opposite of whatever they were asked to do.

[James Gryphon]

However, the insect men knew this, and thus phrased their request so as to get their desired result.

[Delthion]

But they did not understand the language of the super-advanced cybernetic robot-weasels, comprised of confusing numbers of negatives.

[James Gryphon]

Fortunately, the fully functioning translator devices they carried with them took care of all of those problems.

[Delthion]

The problems for Sir Fredrick at least, it infuriated the super-advanced cybernetic robot-weasels.

[James Gryphon]

However, their supreme leader, the wholly-mechanical Grand Calculator mainframe computer, wisely determined that the cause of the recent instabilities was the presence of a human in the underworld, and clearly instructed all of its subjects to remove Fredrick from the Land Way Down Under at any cost.