The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Jetthebinturong]

Unfortunately, the bandits escaped across the ocean and Sir Fredrick fell into a depression about his inability to do his job properly. He went to a tavern to drink his troubles away.

[Groddil]

Sir Frederick tied a rock around his foot and jumped into the sea.

[Lord Daskar]

There were sharks.

[James Gryphon]

A butcher dumped out a barrel-full of blood right into the water where Sir Frederick was.

[Lord Daskar]

The sharks came over.

[Groddil]

Sir Frederick was swallowed whole by a shark. Thankfully, he was not bitten, but he was trapped in the shark's belly.

[Lord Daskar]

The shark ate another shark in the same way.

[Groddil]

The shark within the shark attacked Sir Frederick.

[Lord Daskar]

It ate him, inside was the Gothic King.

[Groddil]

The Gothic King stabbed Sir Frederick in the arm.

[Lord Daskar]

Fred was then eaten by another shark.

[Groddil]

Frederick's blood attracted swarms of sharks, who bit his injured arm off.

[James Gryphon]

A whaling ship pulled up to the dock. A harpooner stood at the side of the ship, and threw his harpoon right at the shark Sir Fredrick was in.

[Groddil]

Thankfully, due to losing an arm, Sir Frederick was unharmed. Unfortunately, the harpoon hit the shark that ate his arm. It was carried onto the whaling ship.

[James Gryphon]

When the shark was pulled up into the ship, the harpooner glared at his catch, and said, "That's not a whale, just a shark; throw it back in!"