The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Skyblade]

However, he was in so much pain that he couldn't lift a blade, anyway. He crawled to a trained healer, who gave him medicine that made him feel better.

[Groddil]

Unfortunately, the medicine also gave him brain cancer.

[Skyblade]

Thankfully, the brain cancer would take a century to kill him, and by that time he would be dead from old age anyway.

[Groddil]

Sir Fredrick unfortunately ran back into his slavers, who placed a curse on him. He would never die of old age.

[James Gryphon]

They then forced him back into slavery, and sent him on a pirate ship to Australia.

[Groddil]

Sir Fredrick met Groddil in Australia. Groddil fed Sir Fredrick to his pet Groddidile.

[Delthion]

Group A please.

Thankfully Groddidile liked the company of Sir Fredrick, and decided to help in his quests.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, he only decided this after he removed a leg and realized he didn't like the taste of Sir Fredrick.

[Delthion]

But he was so overcome with grief that he made a new leg for Sir Fredrick.

[Skyblade]

The new leg worked even better than Sir Fredrick's old one.

[Groddil]

The new leg was made out of C4, and exploded.

[James Gryphon]

This killed Grododile, and made Sir Fredrick very depressed.

[Delthion]

He was already depressed, so he became very happy!

[Groddil]

Groddil was annoyed at Groddidile's death, so he injected Sir Fredrick with anthrax.

[James Gryphon]

Then he gave him a new leg that was made out of a cheap kind of wood, so it would break as soon as any kind of damage was done to it; however, Sir Fredrick didn't know this.

With his new leg installed, Sir Fredrick decided to try to find work as a tight-rope walker, for a company that never used nets or any kind of safety.