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Hickory

#15
March 04, 2016, 12:58:30 PM
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on March 04, 2016, 04:08:04 AM
So, I think this would belong here.

Today in science, we were studying some new constellations. One of them was Hydra.... heheheh. I started by asking if its alpha star was Red Skull, then raised my hand and said "I just Marvel at how similar Hydra is to Eridanus." They told me to stop, so I was like, "I'm sorry, I'll try to Shield you guys from my terrible puns in the future."  ;D ;D
You.... Did not just do that.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#16
March 10, 2016, 12:16:29 PM
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The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Skyblade

#17
March 10, 2016, 11:36:24 PM

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Tam and Martin

#18
March 11, 2016, 01:22:22 AM
O. M. G. !!!!!! I LOVE IT SKY!!!!!


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Delthion

#19
March 11, 2016, 02:02:12 AM
The bad thing about trees is that they bring about a lot of shady characters. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Skyblade

#20
March 11, 2016, 05:43:08 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on March 11, 2016, 01:22:22 AM
O. M. G. !!!!!! I LOVE IT SKY!!!!!

Thanks, just cue me in if you want a repeat. I don't plan to give these music puns a rest anytime soon ;)

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Tam and Martin

#21
March 11, 2016, 02:19:11 PM
 :o :o :o

That is awesome!  ;)


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Skyblade

#22
March 12, 2016, 03:19:52 AM
;D

On another topic, why have people been making such a big deal of Pi Day? I mean, that's rather irrational.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Hickory

#23
May 17, 2016, 08:48:05 PM
Quote from: Skyblade on March 10, 2016, 11:36:24 PM

WHERES THE ALTO CLEF IN ALL THIS

BTW REVIVE
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

#24
May 17, 2016, 09:26:53 PM
Oh, give me a break.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Hickory

#25
May 17, 2016, 09:48:21 PM
Don't get it.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Tam and Martin

#26
May 18, 2016, 05:39:22 AM
Just let it rest Sage. Quarter rest, though half is preferable.


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Hickory

#27
May 18, 2016, 02:56:40 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on May 18, 2016, 05:39:22 AM
Just let it rest Sage. Quarter rest, though half is preferable.
no!
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Wylder Treejumper

#28
May 18, 2016, 03:52:58 PM
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#29
May 18, 2016, 04:46:08 PM
HEH.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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