Punny jokes.

[Ashleg]

Artists see things that aren't there.

I see Dr.Seuss riding a black flamingo every time I touch a paintbrush.

[The Skarzs]

You should probably go see a doctor about that. . .

[Ashleg]

Whenever I see a doctor I impale myself with a fork.

[The Skarzs]

Whiteboards are remarkable.

[Delthion]

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[The Skarzs]

 

[Wylder Treejumper]

My belt broke, so I had to make a new one out of cardboard. What a waist of paper!

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

My son asked me what a plateau was. I told him it was a high form of flattery.

Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zome o' ze Piano'z ztringz broke again today. Ah vill 'ave tae make a zeveral notez on it na'.

[The Skarzs]

I convinced the gas station to work out.

It pumps iron instead of fuel now.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Y'all are punishable.

[Scott McLamok]

Nice

[The Skarzs]

Why didn't the poetry students like their teacher's grading methods?

Because he was too Thoreau.

[Matthias720]

A man stops at a small monastery for a meal. The monks treat him to a lovely plate of fish and chips. The man loves the meal so much, he insists on thanking the cook in person. When the cook who prepared his meal comes out of the kitchens, the man thanks him profusely for the delicious food. He asks the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" to which the cook replied, "No, I'm the chip monk."

[Scott McLamok]

Hahaha!