You Know You're a Redneck When...

Taggerung The Otter · November 09, 2011, 05:58:51 PM

LOL

rakkety tam · November 11, 2011, 05:31:59 PM

Quote from: Coobreedan on November 09, 2011, 03:29:20 PM
What is a Redneck?!

srsly a redneck is well have u heard of a hillbilly almost like them accept there more punk

Redwall Musician · November 11, 2011, 10:01:06 PM

Quote from: rakkety tam on November 11, 2011, 05:31:59 PM
Quote from: Coobreedan on November 09, 2011, 03:29:20 PM
What is a Redneck?!
srsly a redneck is well have u heard of a hillbilly almost like them accept there more punk

Well, not exactly:

Hillbilly:
A hillbilly actually lives in the country, either by force or by choice. Farmers and ranches are hillbillies. Hillbillies may or may not have farms.

Taggerung The Otter · November 14, 2011, 08:34:40 PM

ye 'ave a redneck

Nightfire · November 14, 2011, 08:34:43 PM

27: When you smash your car into a turkey on Thanksgiving...on purpose, just because you don't want to pay for a store-bought one.

Taggerung The Otter · November 14, 2011, 08:36:05 PM

ye grind meat wid yey fist

Trigoma · November 20, 2011, 12:58:06 AM

28: you know your a redneck if u get a bit touchy cause some people (not to mention mods) wont stay on topic.

carry on

Nightfire · November 20, 2011, 08:22:41 PM

29: When you drive off the road and hit a deer with your truck so that you won't be fined for hunting three days before open season.

Trigoma · November 22, 2011, 08:38:43 PM

30: when u use ductape to fix everything.
31: when ductapes price goes up, u go on strike.

Nightfire · November 23, 2011, 12:22:40 AM

32: You think that the way to fix everything is with duct tape, spit, and bubble gum.
33: You go on a rampage when the prices of deer calls go up.
34: You believe that duct tape is made using real ducks.
35: You rake leaves out of your kitchen.
36: Your idea of a good time is to run outside in midwinter wearing nothing.

eualaia · January 03, 2012, 06:13:27 AM

37. you know when your a redneck when you jump into an empty pool

redwallgurl · January 23, 2012, 09:12:44 PM

when you have a red truck
have a hunting hound

Nightfire · January 23, 2012, 10:01:42 PM

KEEP THEM NUMBERED, PLEASE!!!!

39: When you think calling someone 'dear' means that you want to eat them.

Banya · June 03, 2015, 07:55:14 AM

40. When your mother's maiden name and your father's last name are the same.
41. When even your baseball cap is camo.
42. When your nicest jacket is fleece.
43. When you have toilets, but not flush toilets.
44. When you send the kids out to catch squirrels for dinner.

The Skarzs · June 03, 2015, 05:20:39 PM

@The last one: Oh gosh. xD

45. When you mow your driveway and not your lawn.
45. When you do mow your lawn and find a car.
46. When the best gift you can give your father is chewing tobacco.

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