Cellars Election

[Tam and Martin]

Saving whales? THIS IS THE CELLARS!!! Last time I checked we are all members, not whales.

I bet you are a great chef. I wouldn't be so quick to compare them to mine though. Also, I don't care what you ask Jukka, if you are doubting me, then you can ask her. If not, your problem.

[Feles]

Hey, citizens! I'm giving out muffins to all my supporters. They're great. Better than anything Tam could bake, because he's too worried about having me go ask Jukka something.

Sounds like a bribe...

[Tam and Martin]

Indeed.

[Ashleg]

If Tam becomes President, all the whales like this will die.

Spoiler

[close]

Hey, citizens! I'm giving out muffins to all my supporters. They're great. Better than anything Tam could bake, because he's too worried about having me go ask Jukka something.

Sounds like a bribe...

A bribe, eh? Nawww.
Care for a muffin?

[Tam and Martin]

I have never seen a whale swim on a forum, have you?

[Maudie]

THE WORLD HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS WE ALL KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME IT COULDN'T BE OUR FAULT CAUSE HUMANS DONT MAKE MISTAKES OR GO INSANE WHERE DO WE POINT THE FINGER FOR ALL THE WORLD'S TRAVESTIES DON'T POINT A FINGER POINT A HARPOON AND GO SAILING ON THE HIGHEST SEAS LET'S KILL THE WHALES FEED THEIR MEAT TO THE HUNGRY.

[Ashleg]

I have never seen a whale swim on a forum, have you?

As someone who owns a secret forum whale sanctuary, I find that very offensive.
People like you are the reason they are going extinct.

THE WORLD HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS WE ALL KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME IT COULDN'T BE OUR FAULT CAUSE HUMANS DONT MAKE MISTAKES OR GO INSANE WHERE DO WE POINT THE FINGER FOR ALL THE WORLD'S TRAVESTIES DON'T POINT A FINGER POINT A HARPOON AND GO SAILING ON THE HIGHEST SEAS LET'S KILL THE WHALES FEED THEIR MEAT TO THE HUNGRY.

And there goes humanity!
I'd feed hot cocoa and muffins to the hungry, not a once-living creature!

[Tam and Martin]

Hmm. Imagination.

[Ashleg]

Imagination is our greatest weapon.

[Tam and Martin]

Hmm.

[Feles]

Imagination is our greatest weapon.

fair enough

[Tam and Martin]

Inquisitor, will you endorse me?

[Feles]

after the preliminaries, yea

[Tam and Martin]

Will you say you will though in my topic?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You oppose the proper use of grammar? How dare you?