Place for Debate Between Candidates

[Lady Amber]

Yes! Do you not remember the last great clash? Between the protectors of the Cellars, The Order of the Cookie? I was the one that forced it into a black hole. I killed it and ended the Guest Wars.

That doesn't answer my question. Who is/was the Guest Queen? Were they a member? Because how could you single out a certain guest and recognize them again?

[Delthion]

How can you not recognize the Guest Queen? The Guest Queen was the mother of all of the Guests, and she tried to destroy the forum and all that was on it.

[Lady Amber]

How can you not recognize the Guest Queen? The Guest Queen was the mother of all of the Guests, and she tried to destroy the forum and all that was on it.

Apparently I don't recognize her. Who was she?! It seems you're dodging around my question.

[Delthion]

I am sorry lass, I am not attempting to dodge around it. She was a Guest Queen, she is no longer in existence. I killed her. But no, she was not a member.

[Groddil]

What is your opinion on DDB and his deletion by James Gryphon?

[Delthion]

I am sorry, I was not aware that Gryphon deleted DDB. DDB was a decent enough member when he posted though.

[Lady Amber]

I am sorry lass, I am not attempting to dodge around it. She was a Guest Queen, she is no longer in existence. I killed her. But no, she was not a member.

How did you know the Guest was a she? And how did you kill her? Are you sure she's dead?

[Groddil]

But Delthion, DDB only made two posts, and they were simply philosophical gibberish about how the forum should bow to him. Are you suggesting that this is a good thing? Are you a DDB supporter? DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?

VOTE ASHLEG FOR PRESIDENT, FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FRIENDSHIP!

[Delthion]

I am sure the Guest was a she because it was the Guest Queen, the guests protected her and were issuing out from her at amazing speed. I killed her by forcing her into a black hole, I know this because I died with her. I am here with you only through the technological advancement of the Order of the Cookie!

Groddil! My good sir, how could you possibly think that I was conspiring with the DDBs? This is not a good thing, but you know as well as I do, that DDBs cannot be members! Therefore it was only a member having some fun!

So then, are you in favor of a totalitarian regime that squashes out all fun wherever it is found?

[Groddil]

Of course not, Mr Nixon, fun is everything Ashleg's Horde stands for! However, such as with anything, there is a limit! On the day of his arrest and summary execution, Mr DDB told James Gryphon that he was in fact our own minister, LT Sandpaw. Background checks and IP addresses revealed that DDB was actually lying. DDB is a criminal, an identity thief, and belongs in the back corner of the internet where deleted things reside, exactly where he is now! When fun begins to harm others, THAT is when you need to consider how fun it truly is.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'm bored. It'll be chainaxe time soon. I'll just sit around here because I'll be running for Number 1 murderer President soon.

[Tam and Martin]

Does a Vice presidentship appeal to you Mr Ashenwyte?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Does a Vice presidentship appeal to you Mr Ashenwyte?

I'm supposedly neutral. Also, what's your motive for murdering Martha running as President?

[Tam and Martin]

I wish to do several things Mr Ashenwyte.

I really want to make the Cellars all it can be. There are some great people run for president, but many of them just don't have what it takes to be president. I will make sure the threat of the guests is in check, I will talk with the moderators to get compromises sorted, I will promote Fun Jokes, Questions, Puns, and all around goofiness, but also keep to people being able to have a pleasant conversation without being interrupted. That is what i beleive in Sir, but to make it happen, we need your support! Please visit our homesite to learn more abotu open positions. http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,308.0.html

[Lord Daskar]

So, candidates, how will the Cellars profit from your presidency?

The Cellars will benefit greatly if I am elected. The Royal Party will bring peace and harmony to the Cellars, but first certain terrorist groups must be removed. Ashleg's Horde, Ashenwyte's DDB Army, possibly The Order of the Cookie(I have not been around them much), and the Guest Menaces must be removed. Fortunately I have just the solution for dealing with all of those, no Citizen need be involved at all in these brief wars.

What is your opinion on DDB and his deletion by James Gryphon?

DDB interested me, but as he was a DDB he was an enemy who must be destroyed. I approve of James Gryphon's actions.