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THE RETURN OF THE DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, March 12, 2016, 04:29:28 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

March 12, 2016, 04:29:28 AM
You members may have forgotten us, but we have returned! This forum will burn! UFJSBGNVSJBHGV ##:1046 N FSNGJFH! AFZSR NS! FJZCNSGFJZBUEDXVHN GWZ KNU!

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Feles

#1
March 16, 2016, 08:51:55 PM
unfortunately, nobody thought the beavers were a threat, so the return of the beavers quickly slid into the second page of the cellars, where it was forgotten forevermore.
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

lass of something much

#2
September 13, 2020, 03:17:57 AM
It was then brought back from the 29th page by young up-star- *gets kidnapped by the DDBs who leave a note...*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#3
September 14, 2020, 01:18:29 AM
*Wanders into the topic* *Picks up the note* Woo! Buy five gallons of dish soap, get one gallon free! Fortune has smiled upon me at last! *Hugs coupon*
Freddy

lass of something much

#4
September 14, 2020, 12:10:58 PM
*A ddb attacks*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#5
September 15, 2020, 09:25:43 AM
No! This is MY coupon! *Kicks the DDB into a pond*
Freddy

lass of something much

#6
September 15, 2020, 09:43:17 AM
*The DDB jumps out of the pond and throws a fish at Russa*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#7
September 15, 2020, 10:14:10 PM
Ach, 'ere ve gae again...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

lass of something much

#8
September 17, 2020, 02:36:27 AM
*The DDBs steal Infant Lass' frozen yogurt*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#9
September 17, 2020, 05:51:53 AM
*le gasp* Not the frozen yogurt!
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#10
September 17, 2020, 06:40:32 AM
* Infant Lass is crying

*The DDBs have kidnapped Infant Ebby and Seborg
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#11
September 17, 2020, 06:43:16 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 15, 2020, 09:43:17 AM
*The DDB jumps out of the pond and throws a fish at Russa*
Thank you. *Hugs fish*
Freddy

Ebantu the Kararehe

#12
September 17, 2020, 09:08:00 AM
*Infant Ebby screams, then she remembers the awful frozen yogurt theft and her eyes narrow* You 's all bad, bad beasts! Run far 'way or I'll fire you. *Infant Ebby holds a burst of flame on her paws and growls warningly*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#13
September 17, 2020, 05:32:29 PM
*Infant Ebby finds herself in an empty room*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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