The person below me

[The Skarzs]

I have no life outside of my cave.
Yes I live in a cave. Take the truth.

TPBM Wishes they did not have to answer this.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Maybe.

TPBM is witty and funny.

[Lily]

False!

The person below me likes otters.

[The Skarzs]

Correct.

TPBM Is a hero member.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Bing bang boom. You're correct! Give this man a prize!

TPBM is not a Mod.

[Lily]

False. Wooooo.

The person below me knows someone from this forum in real life.

[The Skarzs]

If only.

TPBM Is tired.

[Rainshadow]

  I'm always tired.  Even when I'm not tired... I'm tired.

  TPBM has heard of/plays LOTRO.  (Lord of the Rings Online)

[The Skarzs]

Heard of, not played.

TPBM does not know what scurvy is.
Don't ask, cause I won't tell.

[Norham Waterpaw]

I know what it is. *gags* 

TPBM took longer than one second to post.

[The Skarzs]

Yep.

TPBM has never heard of Hat Films.

[Rainshadow]

  Never.

  TPBM knows that it's Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.

[Tam and Martin]

Yep.

TPBM eats food 

[The Skarzs]

Might.

TPBM has been depressed.

[Rainshadow]

  Only almost every day. 

  TPBM wishes they could hold a kitten/puppy right now.