The person below me

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

TPBM Has read the LOTR books.

[Jetthebinturong]

Read the Hobbit and the Silmarillion but LotR is too stodgy for me (I've also read some of the Middle Earth short stories like Farmer Giles of Ham)

TPBM Is a stone troll

[Rainshadow]

  False.  I am a Martian Time Lord.

  TPBM is a Martian Time Lord.  (AKA, they are a Time Lord, but they grew up on Mars.)

[Kitsune]

Not that I know of...

TPBM likes to use smileys in their posts.

[Jetthebinturong]

Not really

TPBM is a Terry Pratchett fan

[321tumbler]

Who?

TPBM is EVIL

[Jetthebinturong]

How did you know? MWAHAHAHAHA-hack-hack

He's an awesome author who writes a series called Discworld, it is 39 books long but they can all be read as stand alones

TPBM Likes Tolkien

[Kitsune]

Yes!! I LOVE his books!!

TPBM knows who the Hittites were.

[Jetthebinturong]

Yup

TPBM Has a profile pic of the fourth best Eeveelution

[Rainshadow]

  ...No?  Mine's of a song that comes out tomorrow.

  TPBM has to go to the store today.

[Rusvul]

Actually, you might be right. I'm most likely going to go to the grocery store to get supplies for birthday pie. Because cake is ovverrated.

TPBM is literally incinerating at this very moment.

[The Skarzs]

No.

TPBM Knows what the origin for the word 'vagabond' is.

[Rusvul]

I do now. Latin Vagari, means 'to wander.'

The person below me is a niceman.

[The Skarzs]

Wut.
The Vagabonds were a barbarian group, like Attila the Hun's group, that terrorized the Roman Empire's borders. They were a vicious, wandering group.
The Romans gave them their name for obvious reasons, and the name has now become something to describe someone acting wild or somewhat.

TPBM Skipped through that paragraph.

[321tumbler]

Nope.

TPBM has a siamese cat.