The person below me

[Delthion]

True, I haven't been sick in months.

TPBM hasn't eaten in more than four hours.

[Rosie Willowwater]

False, I just had some really good ice cream.

TPBM is excited about something random

[Andy]

Er... not really? What would even qualify as random in this case? All of the things I'm excited about have meaning, to me, and reasoning, so they're not random from my perspective, anyhow.

TPBM has been mountain climbing.

[CaptainRocktree]

True! That is if you mean climbing a mountain by getting to the top through whatever way you can. I don't actually do rock climbing but in a couple months, I'll be summiting five different 14,000+ tall mountains.

TPBM currently has a crush on someone.

[Ashleg]

Nope.

TPBM has been Season Namer!

[James Gryphon]

Not even once, although I did help someone by letting them bounce some name ideas off of me.

The person below me prefers potatoes to tomatoes.

[Andy]

Considering I hate tomatoes, yes.

TPBM drinks more water than soda.

[Ashleg]

Probably not.

TPBM likes carpet more than hard floors.

[Delthion]

Abso-bally-lutely true.

TPBM is starting school right after Labor Day.

[Andy]

Nope. Went to college once, can't afford to go back.

TPBM enjoys sports.

[Ashleg]

Playing or watching?
Playing, no. Watching, depends what it is and on my mood.

TPBM has never failed a class.

[Cornflower MM]

That. . . Depends on your definition of fail. If we're using mine, yes.

TPBM is doing laundry.

[MeadowR]

Nope!

TPBM has tried ironing before (and perhaps managed not to burn anything)?

[Ashleg]

Only in class, when I was forced to.

TPBM has been to a real Long John Silvers. Bonus points if they liked it.

[Søren]

Eons ago, yes.
TPBM is HYPED FOR THE PSL YAS #bae #psl #lit