The person below me

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm actually really confused about that.

TPBM will grab the nearest book and post several random lines from it.

[Ashleg]

Yes.

"More walkin', less talkin."
"I am only hostile towards those deserving of my hostility."
"I call upon the mystical power of La Rocha to strike you down!"
"That'll teach ya to partake of fermented grapes."
"I wish I had told them about the trains."
"By all means, pretty one."

TPBM knows what book that is from without using the internet as aid.

[Russa Nodrey]

Nope.

TPBM will squawk like an injured pelican for at least three seconds.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

no
tpbm knows at what point this thread became truth or dare.

[Ashleg]

Yep.

TPBM wants to write a book of his/her own?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah.

TPBM likes asparagus.

[Delthion]

YES!

TPBM will now tell us what their favorite vegetable is. (Including the fruits that are commonly called vegetables. Cucumbers and tomatoes are acceptable answers.)

[Russa Nodrey]

I dunno. I like carrots and cucumbers?

TPBM likes oxygen.

[Delthion]

I prefer nitrogen to be honest...

TPBM is the PBM!

[Russa Nodrey]

Of course not.

TPBM likes seafood.

[Ashleg]

Yes.

TPBM has never eaten seafood.

[Delthion]

False, my favorite meat is salmon, my favorite dish is pickled herring.

TPBM has tried escargot.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

No but I would like to try it sometime.
TPBM thinks eating snails is disgusting.

[Delthion]

Nope, they taste like Brussels Sprouts though.

TPBM enjoys the taste of Brussels Sprouts.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah.

TPBM enjoys the taste of spinach.