The person below me

[Verdauga]

Depending on the subject, yes.

The person below em noticed.

[Jukka the Sling]

Yes.

TPBM has seen the LotR fanfilm Born of Hope.

I have!

TPBM wants to take a vacation.

[Keva Strongbow]

That would be nice

TPBM has been surfing at the ocean

[Booklover]

Nope.
TPBM thinks up ideas for stories while walking to school (or work, or whatever).

[Russa Nodrey]

Well...I don't walk to school or work, but I do think up story ideas at other times.

TPBM dislikes cheese.

[Booklover]

No.
TPBM considers themselves to be good at maths.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

No, I hate math.

TPBM as gone to te beach in the last week

[Booklover]

You know that those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
No.
TPBM lives a long distance away from the sea.

[Verdauga]

It depends on how you define long, but in my definition, no.

The person below me is a grammar hero.

[Keva Strongbow]

Um...no

TPBM is a math fanatic

[Booklover]

I suppose you could say that.
TPBM just returned from a holiday.

[Russa Nodrey]

Nope.

TPBM brushed their teeth this morning.

[Booklover]

Of course.
TPBM hates single decker buses.

[Russa Nodrey]

...

TPBM has been on a bus exactly once.

[Verdauga]

Schoolbus? yes. Anything classified as a bus? No.

The person below me prefers fried chicken to pizza.