The person below me

[Russa Nodrey]

Nah.

TPBM has no idea what they're doing.

[Booklover]

Maybe? I have no idea. 
TPBM has a book next to them.

[Flib Bigboat]

Yes, actually. The Fellowship of the Ring.
TPBM was shipped without their permission. ( @Ripred the Gnawer )

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[Booklover]

Yes. A while ago, but it happened.
TPBM should be doing homework.

[Flib Bigboat]

(Yes. Shhh!)
TPBM is slightly guilty about the mentioned homework.

[Booklover]

Yes... So far I have written down the question. It's a sixteen mark history essay.
TPBM cannot think of anything to say.

[Ally046]

Yes.

TPBM likes dogs

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, it depends. I like them best when they aren't attacking me.
TPBM has several friends who own goats. (This is a kinda trick question.)

[Ally046]

No...

TPBM has never dyed their hair.

[Verdauga]

Indeed.

The person below me has recently gotten their hair cut.

[Booklover]

No.
TPBM prefers short hair to long hair.

[Kade Rivok]

Nah, no preference on that personally.  The only real preference I have regarding hair is that I think good bangs are very becoming 

The person below me is reading this on their phone.

[Booklover]

Indeed.
TPBM uses their laptop more than their phone.

[Flib Bigboat]

Yes. (I don't have a phone.)
TPBM is studying giant eagles?

[Tungro]

Can't say I am
TPBM hasn't had an account here for more than 6 months