The person below me

[MeadowR]

Not yet!

TPBM has eaten something within the last hour.

[Flib Bigboat]

Yes.
TPBM is partially reading a fanfic right now.

[Ally046]

No

TPBM had some form of school today.

[Booklover]

Yes.
TPBM watched a film today.

[MeadowR]

Nope.

TPBM hasn't been to the cinema in a very long time.

[Booklover]

I think it's probably been at least a year (well, could also be a bit less, I can't remember, but at least eleven months and probably over a year).
TPBM hates football.

[Scott McLamok]

Which kind of football? American or soccer it doesn't really matter because I love both!

TPBM Likes oranges

[Booklover]

I didn't really care what the responder chose to interpret it as (however, football (soccer, for you) is the correct kind).
No.
TPBM likes orange juice but not oranges.

[Ally046]

No, I like both.   (Not all types of oranges though)

TPBM has two or more siblings.

[Flib Bigboat]

Four. All younger than me.
TPBM is an American.

[Booklover]

How dare you suggest such a thing! (jk, I'm sure being American is great, however, I am not (an American, that is, my greatness or lack of such is irrelevant))
TPBM likes birds.

[Ally046]

True

TPBM has a dog

[Booklover]

Nein. This pun would work better said aloud, but oh well.
TPBM found the above semi-joke not funny at all.

[Verdauga]

On the contrary, I enjoyed it.

The person below me wishes I had a pun in my post?

[Scott McLamok]

Yes...*Squints* Mmmmmm....Am I missing something or is there nothing?

TPBM Likes sports?