The person below me

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Yes, covid has been good for that at least
TPBM's mom cuts their hair

[Tungro]

Nope, always been my dad, as of now though it's usually a brother or a barber
TPBM goes to college

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

True
TPBM would like to skydive

[Ally046]

TPBM has sisters?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Sadly no. I do have 6 amazing brothers however
TPBM could survive at least a week in MN woods (in late spring) with a hatchet

[Kade Rivok]

Sure!  People can survive without food or water for a week, right?  >_>

The person below me has a seeeeeecret.

[Ally046]

Ye.

TPBM has a secret?

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed 

The person below me doesn't like coffee.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Very false. I enjoy coffee almost as much as dark chocolate
TPBM can run an 8 minute mile

[Verdauga]

Yes.

The person below me prefers driving to walking?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

False
TPBM has started and finished the same Redwall book in a day

[Ally046]

No.    (I feel unaccomplished now)

TPBM is having an interesting day?

[Tungro]

Quite a subjective term, currently I'm writing an six page outline on the Russia Revolution for a debate in Speech class if that's considered interesting.
TPBM has never used a typewriter

[Russa Nodrey]

Only briefly.

TPBM wants to get a haircut.

[Booklover]

Not right now. Had one a week or so ago.
TPBM has a TV in their bedroom.