The person below me

[Booklover]

Yes. (Probably helps that I live in Britain.)
TPBM has, or is planning to get, a lettuce profile pic (you know you want to).

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

I have lettuce 

TPBM has, or is planning to get, a lettuce profile pic (you know you want to).

[Booklover]

I have lettuce. 
TPBM keeps getting confused by the lettuce profile pics.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

True 
TPBM will probably change there lettuce picture soon

[Booklover]

Probably not.
TPBM can see something green that isn't on their phone or computer screen.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

True, my desk is next to a window
TPBM thinks lettuce is tasty

[Verdauga]

Fairly, yes.

The poster below me is not getting confuzzled  by the lettuce trend.

[MeadowR]

I am!

TPBM likes cabbage.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

True, and brussel sprouts
TPBM has eaten salad this week

[MeadowR]

Yep!

TPBM likes cucumber.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Yes they're best straight from the garden
TPBM can wiggle their ears

[Flib Bigboat]

No.

TPBM has, or is planning to get, a lettuce profile pic (you know you want to).

I haz lettuce profile pic.
TPBM likes drawing maps?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zomevot.

Ze perzon bela' me 'az read Inkheart.

[Booklover]

Yes.
TPBM prefers Inkheart to Reckless (another well known series by the same author).

[Flib Bigboat]

No.
TPBM can read and write things written in Riftgard, Futhark, English, or COC alphabets.