The person below me

[Russa Nodrey]

Sitting on the floor.

TPBM appreciates empty rooms.

[Kade Rivok]

(Like, empty of people, or empty of everything altogether?)

[Russa Nodrey]

(People.)

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, then very much so.  Most assuredly.

The person below me is planning to dress up for tomorrows festivities?

[Russa Nodrey]

Nah.

TPBM prefers certain household forks and spoons above others.

[Kade Rivok]

That isn't inaccurate.  There are the "good" ones, and then there's the rest.

The person below me has multiple coffee mugs within 3 feet of them?

[Russa Nodrey]

Nope, but I do have an unusual amount of canned chicken.

TPBM has to go right about now.

[Kade Rivok]

   Not especially, but I probably should.

The person below me was asleep within the last 30 minutes?

[Booklover]

Probably? I woke up around then, I think, and I was asleep thirty minutes before you posted.
TPBM finished a book recently.

[WorshipTiria]

It was the Pilgrims of Rayne.

TPBM is having a fun Halloween.

[Flib Bigboat]

Indeed.
TPBM has a random scar on their hand?

[WorshipTiria]

I have multiple.

TPBM is thirsty but is to lazy to get a drink.

[Flib Bigboat]

No.
TPBM wonders why WT doesn't want to get a drink when he's thirsty.

[MeadowR]

Nah, I can understand it!

TPBM has read more than ten novels this year.

[Flib Bigboat]

Much, much more than ten! Novels are wonderful. Inconceivably wonderful.
TPBM is rolling their eyes at the TPB reference? They'd better not be...