Make the Cellars Greater than Great! Home of Emperor Ashleg 2016.

[Ashleg]

Behold the land of many catchphrases!
Make the Cellars Greater than Great! Vote Ashleg 2016.

After fire comes Ashes! Feel the burn! Vote Ashleg 2016.The Cellars are meant to be a place where everybeast can have fun--and they are. Unlike what some believe, the Cellars are already great. I can make them better.
Welcome, to the home of Ashleg's 2016 Presidental Campaign!
As the leader of a successful horde, it's easy to see that I already have the correct political experience needed for this job. Unlike some others.

My goals are to increase the fun and awesomeness of the cellars, including making them a place where everyone can come knowing they'll be accepted and welcomed into our little world of randomness. We'll save the whales, drink hot cocoa, and play jigsaw puzzles, all the while making the Cellars a bit better a step at a time!

As for the Guests, why, you're all forgetting that we were all Guests once. Yes, even Tam was a guest once.

* Ashleg chuckles.

There's absolutely no need to build a wall to keep them out.

Instead, let's put all our attention on equal rights, better education, and fun!
We can start by electing me as our first vermin president.
I, Ashleg, want YOU to help me rise to success.

*drops mic*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

EMPEROR?!

[Ashleg]

Indeed, I am Emperor of my Horde.

Don't be threatened...

[Tam and Martin]

I laid out my plan for the guests at my homepage - Tam2016. Please go there and stand together with me so we can make the Cellars a wonderful place!

[Ashleg]

Sounds like somebeast doesn't like the Cellars very much.
Why would he want to be President over a place he doesn't already think is wonderful? We should be proud of the Cellars.

[Tam and Martin]

We should, but we can make things better, don't you agree?

[Ashleg]

Mhm, Mr.Tam. I firmly believe that the Cellars are already amazing, but can indeed improve. Hence my catchphrase.
I'm glad you finally agree with me, Mr.Tam.

[Tam and Martin]

I am glad to see agreement among us.

[Ashleg]

Shake my hand.

[Tam and Martin]

Mmm . . . Sure.

[Ashleg]

I'm definitely not wearing a prank ring that shocks whomever I've shaking hands with.

[Tam and Martin]

Yah, that would not be a good idea.

[Ashleg]

Exactly.
So let's shake hands. 
Winkwonk. 

[Tam and Martin]

Why not.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg shakes hands with Tam.

* Ashleg has a snide look on his face.