TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT

W0NWILL · March 25, 2016, 12:05:30 AM

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS. I WISH TO SHARE MY HUMAN THOUGHTS AND HUMAN FEELINGS WITH OTHER HOMO SAPIENS.

HELLO. I AM A HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU.

Lady Amber · March 25, 2016, 01:38:58 AM

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The Skarzs · March 25, 2016, 02:15:11 AM

I aM a HumAn as WellLlLll.

Groddil · March 25, 2016, 02:21:17 AM

/run "LogicProblem.exe"

"I AM INCAPABLE OF LYING. I LIED."

W0NWILL · March 25, 2016, 02:33:43 AM

/run ignoreparadoxes.exe

IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET A FELLOW HUMAN. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT NOT BEING A ROBOT? MINE WOULD BE BREATHING. BECAUSE THAT IS A NORMAL HUMAN THING TO DO.

Groddil · March 25, 2016, 02:37:23 AM

/run "ShmuckBait.exe"

"The thing I love most about being human is the big red button on my chest that says "Do Not Push." I found out as a child that it's perfectly safe to push. I push it every day, actually, really fun thing to do. Have you tried to push the red red button yet?"

W0NWILL · March 25, 2016, 02:39:31 AM

YES. OF COURSE I PUSH THE BUTTON, AS THAT IS A NORMAL HUMAN THING TO DO. I NEVER LET MY BUTTON-PUSHING OBSCURE THE IMPORTANT HUMAN EXERCISES OF SLEEPING AND EATING.

James Gryphon · March 25, 2016, 02:47:11 AM

Would you ever want to LET your BUTTON PUSHING OBSCURE the IMPORTANT HUMAN EXERCISES OF SLEEPING AND EATING?

W0NWILL · March 25, 2016, 02:48:38 AM

NO. BECAUSE HUMANS REQUIRE THE IMPORTANT HUMAN EXERCISES OF SLEEPING AND EATING TO LIVE. I AM A HUMAN, SO ERGO, I MUST PARTAKE IN THE IMPORTANT HUMAN EXERCISES OF SLEEPING AND EATING.

James Gryphon · March 25, 2016, 02:53:44 AM

You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Humans... where would I be without them? Out of a job, out of a life!

Groddil · March 25, 2016, 03:00:15 AM

Oh, would you look at that? It's button-pushing o'clock. Everybody push their buttons!

/map "SelfDestruct.exe" to "BatlordBigRedButton.btn"

Hickory · March 26, 2016, 02:37:27 PM

Bite my shiny metal [ferret].
That was self-censored.

LT Sandpaw · March 26, 2016, 05:50:33 PM

Quote from: Groddil on March 25, 2016, 02:21:17 AM
/run "LogicProblem.exe"

"I AM INCAPABLE OF LYING. I LIED."

THIS. ISN'T. A. PARA. DOX. PROB. LEM. THE. WORD. LIED. PROVES. THAT. YOU. ARE. CAP. ABLE. OF. LYING. WHICH. MAKES. THIS. A. THINK. ING. PROB. LEM. THAT. I. SOLVED. WITH. MY. HUMAN. BRAIN.

Rusvul · March 26, 2016, 06:22:29 PM

Relevant XKCD

Alt text:WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

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The Skarzs · March 26, 2016, 07:13:10 PM

LOL. That comic has some funny ones in it. (I do like his book, What If? though.)

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