I have an Army

[Aimless Gallivanter]

OKAY, TROOPS, FORM UP.
WE WILL NOW BE FULFILLING THE GOAL OF THIS ARMY.
THE CAUSE THAT I HAVE RALLIED YOU ALL TO.
YOU HAVE SWORN YOUR LOYALTY.
NOW WE SHALL STAND TOGETHER.
CORPORAL SAGETIP
TROLL SPECIALIST SKARSZ
LIEUTENANTS SAGEPAW AND RUSVUL
THE IMPERIAL NAVY, LED BY ADMIRAL PIETT
STAFF SERGEANTS GRODDIL AND SOREN
SPECIALIST EULALIAAA!
CHIEF INTELLIGENCE OFFICER IZEROTH
ASHLEG AND HIS HORDE, WHICH INCLUDE GRODDIL SANDPAW, RACHEL, AND DELTHION
ASHENWYTE, DIRECTOR OF SPECIAL OPS
THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
SPECIALIST RUSSA NODREY AND CINDY THE UNICORN
YOU ARE MY ARMY.

AND I AM DECLARING MYSELF DICTATOR OF THE FORUM.
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. I HAVE AN ARMY, SWORN LOYAL TO ME AND MY CAUSE.
THANKS A LOT EVERYONE.

[Izeroth]

 Excellent. With your permission, I'll organize the arrest of the Mod leadership.

[Groddil]

* Groddil stands in a line, holding a small suitcase nuke.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

NO NEED, CHIEF IZEROTH, THE TAKE-OVER HAS ALREADY BEEN FULLY AND SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTED.
I AM THE DICTATOR OF THIS FORUM, THANKS TO MY ARMY, WHO JOINED NOW AND ASKED QUESTIONS LATER. ORDERS WERE ISSUED AND FOLLOWED. THOUGH NO ONE KNEW IT, MY ULTIMATE GOAL WAS TO DECLARE MYSELF DICTATOR AND PUT AN END TO THESE SILLY CELLARS ELECTIONS.

[Russa Nodrey]

Cindy and I have decided to back out of this deal. We support Tam for cellar president. VOTE FOR TAM, PEOPLE!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

NO TAKE BACKSIES ITS ALREADY HAPPENED. YOU SIGNED UP YOURE IN THE ARMY YOU CANT QUIT OR YOULL BE THROWN IN JAIL. IM THE DICTATOR OF THE FORUM AND THE ELECTIONS ARE IRRELEVENT.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Very well. I'll arrange for the candidates to disappear.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

BY 'DISAPPEAR' I HOPE YOU MEAN SEND THEM OFF TO THEIR OWN LITTLE MANSIONS ON THE COUNTRYSIDE, GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT, AND THEY SHOULDNT BE ANY KIND OF TROUBLE. THEY'RE FINE, JUST SO LONG AS THEY DONT RESIST MY AUTHORITY AS THE NEW CELLARS DICTATOR.

[Groddil]

* Groddil duct tapes the suitcase nuke to Russa and Cindy.

"I wouldn't leave, if I were you..."

* Groddil shakes the detonator lightly.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*DDB snatches away Russa and Cindy and takes them away on a cloud of many colours

[Hickory]

Hmm. Seeing that the Empire had already established a full dictatorship (complete with a false Senate) we really don't see the difference.

And the Brotherhood of Steel find this change to be unconformative to their morals.

[LT Sandpaw]

Well this was totally predictable.

[Hickory]

Well this was totally predictable.

Indeed.

[Lord Daskar]

The Daskarian Imperium requires and requests that the one known as, Aimless Gallivanter, immediately disbands her army and goes home. She must also appear before the High Court on Daskaria to receive punishment for her crimes against the Imperium. Failure to do these things will result in death for her and her entire army.

Emperor Vilu Daskar.

[Jetthebinturong]

You aren't an emperor and you have no power over anyone.