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Tramun Clogg for Cellars President 2016- #SweetCloggo2016

Started by Wylder Treejumper, March 30, 2016, 11:11:03 PM

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March 30, 2016, 11:11:03 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2016, 03:38:39 AM by Wylder Treejumper
In light of recent events (Read: The candidates for cellars president being mostly unsatisfactory), we have begun a grassroots campaign to elect the beloved Sweet Cloggo Cellars President. While he unfortunately can't be here to do anything for himself, we believe that makes no difference as he can hardly do better or worse than any of the current candidates. Support Tramun Clogg for Cellars President, and make the Cellars a crazier place!

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Join the Clogg for President Campaign now! We are seeking these positions:

Campaign Strategist: Wylder Treejumper
Campaign Co-strategist:
Forum Publicist: Sagetip

Endorsers:
TJUMP
Aimless Gallivanter
BatLord
Sagetip
Lord Ashenwyte
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Aimless Gallivanter

#1
March 30, 2016, 11:13:51 PM
Tramun Cloggs stands for everything the Cellar truly is: insanity.
Crazy Cloggs has my endorsement, and my vote for Cellars President!
im gay!!!!!!

W0NWILL

#2
March 30, 2016, 11:15:04 PM
I fully support Cap'n Clogg for cellar president!

Wylder Treejumper

#3
March 30, 2016, 11:15:24 PM
TJUMP believes that Sweet Cloggo is the candidate best equipped to make the cellars great again! Vote #Clogg4Prez2016
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Groddil

#4
March 30, 2016, 11:18:14 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 11:36:57 PM by Groddil
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Wylder Treejumper

#5
March 30, 2016, 11:20:57 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 11:26:52 PM by Wylder Treejumper
Tramun Clogg is a distinctive and wonderful seastoat, and we believe he makes a better candidate for Cellars President than any of the current candidates. Please withdraw your dishonorable remarks.

#CapnClogg2016
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Groddil

#6
March 30, 2016, 11:23:20 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 11:36:32 PM by Groddil
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W0NWILL

#7
March 30, 2016, 11:24:25 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 11:26:38 PM by BatLord
There is absolutely no reason to disregard a candidate just because their birth species is different from the one they are inside!

Pfft. :P

SEE! I LAUGH AT YOUR IGNORANCE!

Wylder Treejumper

#8
March 30, 2016, 11:26:36 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 11:33:55 PM by Wylder Treejumper
Quote from: Groddil on March 30, 2016, 11:23:20 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 30, 2016, 11:20:57 PM
Tramun Clogg is a distinctive and wonderful searat, and we believe he makes a better candidate for Cellars President than any of the current candidates. Please withdraw your dishonorable remarks.

#CapnClogg2016

TRAMUN CLOGG WAS A STOAT!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN MATERIAL!!!
Pardon my mistake. However, it makes no difference. VOTE CLOGG FOR PRESIDENT 2016!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Groddil

#9
March 30, 2016, 11:30:37 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 11:34:51 PM by Groddil
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Wylder Treejumper

#10
March 30, 2016, 11:33:34 PM Last Edit: March 31, 2016, 12:13:01 AM by Wylder Treejumper
Goodness, it was a joke... I'm sorry if it caused any offense, I'll remove it. No need to be profane.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Ashleg

#11
March 30, 2016, 11:38:01 PM
We shouldn't be able to vote for Clogg because it's really unfair to the candidates that actually exsist, sorry. :/

Wylder Treejumper

#12
March 30, 2016, 11:40:50 PM
How so? He would have exactly the same capabilities as the existing Cellars President, and be a better figurehead than any other candidate. Who better to symbolize the crazy cellars than #CrazyClogg?
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Ashleg

#13
March 30, 2016, 11:42:32 PM
Because he does not exsist. There is no Clogg on the forum, mate. So those of us who actually want to run will be up against something that doesn't exsist and therefore isn't fair.

:0

Aimless Gallivanter

#14
March 30, 2016, 11:43:25 PM
i think ya'll need to calm down a little bit. It's the Cellars, everything here is a big joke. Even the Cellars elections.
im gay!!!!!!
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