The Insane Asylum

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Faiyloe]

Fascinating.

*Scribbles notes on clipboard*

Russa: violent aggression directed towards lampshades, an instance in the existence of a frod by the name of Fredy, signs of regression to an earlier state of mental development, a delusional belief in the existence of holograms (perhaps a coping mechanism used to explain the inconsistent behavior of the other patients).

Del: dislikes the taste of "fairies", an obsession with eating anything in sight, sees things that aren't there and then usually proceeds to eat them.

[Cornflower MM]

Is there a cook position available?

[The Skarzs]

Vivid schizophrenia. Part of the reason they have trouble responding appropriately to situations around them.

[Cornflower MM]

Is there a cook position available?

[Delthion]

Is there a cook position available?

Most certainly!

[Russa Nodrey]

I needs food!

[Delthion]

I needs to be food!

I'll be happy to help! *Eats Russa.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches Del eat a hologram* Weird...

[Delthion]

You said you wanted to be food! Faiy! Russa is also a liar!

[Hickory]

I'll be the health managed.

[Cornflower MM]

*Shrugs* *Goes into kitchen and starts making mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans and biscuits* Cobbler to come after, y'all!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Eats* More, please!

[Cornflower MM]

*Hands Russa a plateful* Anyone else want anything? Oh, and you get to pick if you water or apple cider.

[Delthion]

* Delthion stares blankly, stops trying to eat Corn.

Cider.