The Insane Asylum

[Cornflower MM]

*Scootches a cupful of apple cider to Del, careful not to get eaten* You want any food? I make great biscuits, if I do say so myself. (No I really do. I'm a great baker IRL.)

[Wylder Treejumper]

I'll take some! Any gravy to go along with 'em?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I apologise, Corn, but Del is NOT the owner of this place. Keep the food in the teleporting booths, and they'll be sent to the inmates.

[Cornflower MM]

But wouldn't human contact be nicer? *Ladles gravy over two biscuits for Del and places them in a booth*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I doubt our inmates have any lack of companionship in their cells in the pocket dimension. Cost me a pretty penny it did, but it works.

[Delthion]

But you aren't the owner of the Insane Asylum either Ashe, Skarzs is!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Repeatedly bangs my head against the wall*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But you aren't the owner of the Insane Asylum either Ashe, Skarzs is!

*Teleports Delthion into another cell*

I stole the topic first.

[Faiyloe]

You said you wanted to be food! Faiy! Russa is also a liar!

it is not lying if you believe what you are saying. delusional yes, lying no.

*Scribbles down more notes*

Russa: Signs of self-harm. Is beating her head against the wall.

Del: Can not tell the difference between Corn the person, and Corn the food... perhaps a form of visual agnosia.

[rachel25]

*Drinks barrel of scotch*

College is hard guys.

*Continues drinking*

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Rachel, because of her high alcohol levels he becomes intoxicated.

[The Skarzs]

*Drinks barrel of scotch*

College is hard guys.

*Continues drinking*

o___O

[rachel25]

*Sits inside Del's stomach and drinks bottle of vodka*

How's things?

[Delthion]

I am well. And you?

[rachel25]

Alright.