The Insane Asylum

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Excellent. Ah, the new arrivals have come.

[The Skarzs]

This has gotten out of hand. ._.

[Lord Daskar]

Magic Note

Yes, when Lord Ashenwyte obeys you commands, even if it was an accident, things are out of hand.

V.D.

[close]

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Magic Note

Yes, when Lord Ashenwyte obeys you commands, even if it was an accident, things are out of hand.

V.D.

[close]

Iilu's dead, how was that following your orders?


*Puts all the new arrivals from the Loony Shack into cells*

[Russa Nodrey]

I haven't been fed yet.

[Groddil]

I haven't been fed yet.

That's because you're under the care of Ashenwyte, not the Foundation. We are cold, not cruel.

* A blinding flash of light creates a Russa clone, then teleports the real Russa to a cell in Site-84. A small vending machine filled with several different foodstuffs is also in the cell.

In your new cell is a vending machine. At mealtimes, you will be provided with special "Foundation Tokens," that will allow you to choose three items from the machine. Thank you for your co-operation, SCP-3041.

[Feles]

Russa didn't cooperate at all 

[Wylder Treejumper]

Wylder Treejumper sat in his cell, rubbing his paws together contemplatively. "Good, everything is going as I planned." he swung off of his bed and lifted one hand up. Ominous music emanated from some unseeable source. Then, he disappeared.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I haven't been fed yet.

That's because you're under the care of Ashenwyte, not the Foundation. We are cold, not cruel.

* A blinding flash of light creates a Russa clone, then teleports the real Russa to a cell in Site-84. A small vending machine filled with several different foodstuffs is also in the cell.

In your new cell is a vending machine. At mealtimes, you will be provided with special "Foundation Tokens," that will allow you to choose three items from the machine. Thank you for your co-operation, SCP-3041.

*Decapitates Groddil with scythe*

I don't treat trespassers kindly.

Russa, please say what you wish to eat aloud, and it will appear before you. This only lasts for a short period of time.

[Dannflower Reguba]

       Your methods of feeding your capti....um..... "patients," are a little..... flexible.

[The Skarzs]

Russa, please say what you wish to eat aloud, and it will appear before you. This only lasts for a short period of time.

"The real and physical Lord Ashenwyte, cooked in a broiler to an internal temperature of 350 degrees Fahrenheit, basted in white wine and vegetable oil, and seasoned with garlic, dill, and parsley."

[Lord Daskar]

Magic Note

Yes, when Lord Ashenwyte obeys you commands, even if it was an accident, things are out of hand.

V.D.

[close]

Iilu's dead, how was that following your orders?


*Puts all the new arrivals from the Loony Shack into cells*

Magic Note

No, but he was getting on my nerves. Good Work, you'll be a fine citizen in no time.

V.D.

[close]

[LT Sandpaw]

Yes what if your captives wished to eat an escape rout out of their cell? It would appear and then they would escape. I'm afraid that goes against the Silnasconvascas Code of 2015. A very big violation on your part Mr. Ashenwyte.

*Scribbles down notes*

[Hickory]

Sir, I've acquired all the necessary papers for the authorized shutdown of this obviously insecure facility, do you want the, now or have you seen enough?

[Russa Nodrey]

I haven't been fed yet.

That's because you're under the care of Ashenwyte, not the Foundation. We are cold, not cruel.

* A blinding flash of light creates a Russa clone, then teleports the real Russa to a cell in Site-84. A small vending machine filled with several different foodstuffs is also in the cell.

In your new cell is a vending machine. At mealtimes, you will be provided with special "Foundation Tokens," that will allow you to choose three items from the machine. Thank you for your co-operation, SCP-3041.

Okey dokey.

I haven't been fed yet.

That's because you're under the care of Ashenwyte, not the Foundation. We are cold, not cruel.

* A blinding flash of light creates a Russa clone, then teleports the real Russa to a cell in Site-84. A small vending machine filled with several different foodstuffs is also in the cell.

In your new cell is a vending machine. At mealtimes, you will be provided with special "Foundation Tokens," that will allow you to choose three items from the machine. Thank you for your co-operation, SCP-3041.

*Decapitates Groddil with scythe*

I don't treat trespassers kindly.

Russa, please say what you wish to eat aloud, and it will appear before you. This only lasts for a short period of time.

A large steak (well done), two baked potatoes, three cooked ears of corn, an apple pie. *The previously listed foods appear in my room* *Is very pleased* *Eats the apple pie* *Is even more pleased* Five lollipops, seven boiled eggs, eighteen pieces of toast, six gallons of pineapple juice, four kumquats, twenty Snickers bars, twenty-two turkeys, one gummy worm, ten packets of Oreos, sixty-six coconuts, a German chocolate cake. *Everything I listed appears* *Is extremely pleased*