Last Person to Post Wins III

[lass of something much]

not again!

[Booklover]

Not to worry, I got out of the way and you landed safely on the nice hard floor.

[Kade Rivok]

Lass, your only hope is to change direction mid air so that you land on Booklover instead of the floor.  She'll dampen the impact.

[Booklover]

She can't. I can move quicker while on the ground than she can change her direction to hit me.

[Kade Rivok]

You underestimate her powers.

[Booklover]

You underestimate mine.

Look, if she was able to change direction she'd have time to shapeshift into a bird.

[lass of something much]

*lands on footpaws* I don't like landing on people, it's not nice to be skwished

[Kade Rivok]

Tell that to Skarzs. 

[lass of something much]

why?

[Kade Rivok]

Because he likes to squish people.

[lass of something much]

oh...but, I'm sayin' it's not nice, so why would he want to know?

[Kade Rivok]

I mean, he needs to know that it isn't nice so that he'll stop doing it 

[lass of something much]

and you think he will heed me!? XD

[Kade Rivok]

Not really 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I know he will not heed you. He enjoys it too much.