Last Person to Post Wins III

[Russa Nodrey]

Fortunately, I have victory.

[LT Sandpaw]

Bow before the true winner peasants.

[Eulaliaaa!]

In case Sand was unclear in his last post, he was talking about me.

[LT Sandpaw]

No... No I wasn't.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Well, since I'm the last person to post...

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I win!

[Lord Daskar]

I believe I won.

[The Skarzs]

We should say something other than "I won". I remember all these crazy happenings going on in the original topic, and then suddenly someone would go "oh, by the way, I won".

[Lord Daskar]

Nope, "oh, by the way, I won".

[LT Sandpaw]

To have won, you'd have to win, which you haven't done, so therefor you haven't been victorious.

[Rosie Willowwater]

  Bunny Pie! 

[Eulaliaaa!]

In order to be victorious - like me - you'd actually have to be the last person to post. And, since you are not.... I'm sorry to say that you have failed miserably. I mean, man, did you fail. You didn't even come close! I should get off of this winner's throne and give you a pat on the back, but I'm too busy winning.

[Rosie Willowwater]

  Whaaa!!

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar kicks Eul Rosie off the Winner's Throne.

* Lord Daskar writes history.

"History is written by the victors"
I WIN!
"I might be a little obsessed"

[Eulaliaaa!]

I'm very sorry. But you have L.O.S.E.R. (Lost Obtusely and Sorrowfully Eating Rolls) it's a very common sickness in this thread.