Last Person to Post Wins III

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze bakin' procezz bringz ze na' tvice-baked potato back tae loife, und ze tvice-baked potato iz... 'ungry...*

[Delthion]

*Thankfully the sweet potato has been training since his last fight and is squares up to duel the twice-baked potato.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze tvice-baked potato breathez fire at ze zveet potato*

[Delthion]

*The sweet potato is consumed by flame and everyone panics. Then it emerges from the flame as a baked sweet potato! The newly baked sweet potato swings a paddle down on it's twice baked foe trying to smash it to a thin paste.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze tvice-baked potato eatz ze paddle*

[Verdauga]

Now you're really up the creek.

[Delthion]

*The creek washes the twice-baked potato away.*

[Verdauga]

*Stealthily releases a few piranhas into the water to keep the T-BP at bay.
 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze tvice-baked potato can zvim, und eatz av o' ze Piranhaz loike Cheek did in Mattimeo vhilzt zvimmin' back*

[The Skarzs]

The T-BP is making his papa proud

[Delthion]

*The Baked Sweet Potato fashions itself a clipper ship and starts a freighting company that he names the East Potato Trading Company and quickly develops a navy to destroy the swimming twice-baked potato.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze zvimmin' tvice-baked potato createz 'iz ovn navy, pilotin' a large number o' flyin' nuclear-povered zubmarinez*


(Nyet, zat iz nae a Gloryhammer - Hootzforce reference... Votever vid make ye zink zat?)

[Delthion]

*The Baked Sweet Potato hires Ernest Hemingway to go U-Boat hunting.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*...But 'e'z taae buzy payin' attention tae Catz tae zpend toime on zat*

[Delthion]

*Which is very odd considering he did go u-boat hunting with some of his friends in his yacht during WWII but there's no accounting for time.*