Last Person to Post Wins III

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Tiz nae odd at av, conziderin' 'e loiked Catz*

[Delthion]

*However, the massive size of the cats, as seen in the photos, was very odd.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze mazzive Catz deztroy boz fleetz und av zen potatoez zat vere on zem*

[Delthion]

*But the TBP and the BSP soldiered on in their eternal quest for vengeance on each other.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*...Until zey gaet eaten by giant Dogz*

[Delthion]

*One Giant Dog is named Misty and the other is named Baron the Eternal Destroyer of things Living and Unliving or Bedlu for short. They quickly fight over the share of the TBP and the BSP but each one fails to overcome the other and they part in enmity. Eventually, the TBP (eaten by Misty) and the BSP (eaten by Bedlu) escape from their captor's stomachs. Misty and TBP ally with each other as do Bedlu and BSP to destroy the other pair so the earth can once again live in harmony.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*But, tragically, afore ziz great battle could commence, ze Earth vaz zuddenly deztroyed tae make vay fer an 'yperspace bypazz*

[Delthion]

*This Hyperspace bypass was a dastardly plan forced through the Galactic Congress by Misty and the TBP. Bedlu and the BSP rush to retaliate.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zuddenly ze Dalekz invaded, but vere defeated by zeveral ztaircazez put in place fer juzt zuch a zituation*

[Delthion]

*The Daleks were quickly retconned by future writers who had no idea what they were doing there. The fans of the "Adventures of BSP and TBP" were enraged.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ziz rezulted in innumerable fan-fiction ztoriez bein' vritten zat 'ad ze Dalekz in zem in ze 'opez zat zaid fan-fiction ztoriez vid o'erzrov ze future vroiterz und bring back ze gloriouz age o' ze tvice-baked potato und baked zveet potato ztoriez viz Dalekz in zem zat av o' ze readerz loved dearly*

[Delthion]

*However, the writers hated these works and sent out hitmen to kill the fanfiction authors. The authors turned out to be a single author who went by The Writer and simply wrote all these hundreds of beloved works by himself across different accounts.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze 'itmen clozed in on 'im, buy zey av gaet fatally mauled by zeveral guard bookz vho protected 'im, vho vere named Var Und Peace und Ulysses. Ze Vriter continued vroitin' more und more fan-fiction*

[Delthion]

*War and Peace and Ulysses did what they could, but eventually were evaded by the hitmen. The chase turned into a game of Dog and Cat and Mouse with the books chasing the hitmen who were chasing The Writer who was running away while trying to keep churning out fan-fiction.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ziz continued on fer quoite zome toime until ze 'itmen tripped o'er a zhort ztory und fell doon ze auld vell. Var Und Peace und Ulysses quickly boarded it up zae zey couldnae ezcape*