Last Person to Post Wins III

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze dizco zombiez vere aboot tae appear vhen zey vere zuddenly und vizoot varnin' cut from ze zcene, und ze zree 'umanz vere attacked by an entire pack o' Verevolvez. Zey vere utterly torn tae zreadz*

[Delthion]

*Somehow, when the humans left the haunted house, which was set in Santa Claus, Indiana, they emerged in the center of London. This led to the hit song, Werewolves of London.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Meanvhoile, a Verevolf vaz drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. 'iz 'air vaz perfect*

[Delthion]

*Then up walked a vampire. His hair was far from perfect.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Next came a Wookiee, vho pulled ze vampire'z armz oot o' zeir zocketz after ze Wookiee lozt tae 'im in a chezz game*

[shisteer of nothing much]

You guys have basically won, at this point. I have nothing to add.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Yet by poztin', ye dae. *Ze rezt o' ze vampire gaet eaten by a giant vaffle*

[Delthion]

*The trait of vampirism at this point was found to be transferred both by being bitten and biting. And so the Giant Waffle Vampire was born.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Tragically, it died vhen zomebeazt came up viz ze vonderful idea o' makin' garlic vafflez from it*

[Delthion]

*This had a Godzilla-esque impact making a super Vampire Waffle that was immune to garlic. It even enjoyed eating it!*