Last Person to Post Wins III

[Feles]

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8.

[Russa Nodrey]

Pickles.

[Feles]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

[Lady Amber]

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Executive Producer
        JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

  The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
  Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
  University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
  making of this film.
  The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
  are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
  or history of any person is entirely accidental and
  unintentional.
  Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
  JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
  EARL J. LLAMA
  MIKE Q. LLAMA III
  SY LLAMA
  MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
  Directed By
  40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
  ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
  6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
  142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
  14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
  (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
  REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
  76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
  FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
  and
  TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

[Luftwaffles]

*Slides to homeplate*.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Majestic yodeling*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nikk vin becauze nikk got trough ze entire Monty Python Und Ze 'oly Grail creditz again!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

CRUSADE

[Luftwaffles]

*Slides to homeplate*.

[Ungatt Trunn]

CRUSADE

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Llama.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I'm really good at winning

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

[Feles]

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