Last Person to Post Wins III

[Verdauga]

*Facepalms.*
It isn't over yet.

[The Skarzs]

*Throws chairs at Skarzs*  This is how we celebrate, right?

No it is not.

[Verdauga]

*Throws chairs at Skarzs*  This is how we celebrate, right?

No it is not.

ditto

[Kade Rivok]

*Pauses, chair in paw*  So... I shouldn't be throwing chairs?

[Booklover]

No, you should be throwing tables. Any table that you (or I) are able to throw with any force probably isn't that dangerous and is easy to dodge. Probably.

[Verdauga]

*Fastens all the tables to the floor.*

[Booklover]

Hey, I'm the other side of the world to most of you. I'll be safe.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Readies a chair* Back! I warn you!

[Booklover]

No chairs. Chairs are banned for throwing. If you can successfully throw a table, then it's either a very small table or you're strong enough anyway to do damage without any weapon.

[Kade Rivok]

That being said, nobeast said anything about attacking with chairs in ways other than throwing.  *Looks over at Verdauga, slowly reaching for a chair*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm... So you mean I'll put down my chair and you put down your table, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

Spoiler

Anyone catch this reference? 

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[Booklover]

I think I do, but I'm not sure where from.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I think I do, but I'm not sure where from.

Well, I had tweaked it a little bit. Change "chair" and "table" with "sword" and "rock".

[Booklover]

Still doesn't help. It sounds familiar, but I have no idea where it's from.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Still doesn't help. It sounds familiar, but I have no idea where it's from.

Spoiler

The Princess Bride

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Anyway, where were we?...

That being said, nobeast said anything about attacking with chairs in ways other than throwing.  *Looks over at Verdauga, slowly reaching for a chair*

Ooh! What an interesting observation! *Grabs chair quickly*