Last Person to Post Wins III

[The Skarzs]

The Venom symbiote. It is a ball of goo that when bonded with a person turns said person into what you see in that picture.

There are other symbiotes out there.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I know.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*brandishes recurve bow* I have the power to wipe out the entire universe! (basically, anyway)

No, there are three commanders. You can only be one of them.

I will assist you in taking over the universe but I don't know about wiping it out. What's the plan, general?

Don't call me that! You two take on the roles of general and accountant. I'm the cook.

[The Skarzs]

What the quail?

[Kade Rivok]

I think this is a carry over from another thread where she's suddenly obtained multiple personalities.  And they're all crazy.

[Verdauga]

It's almost a prerequisite for membership.

[The Skarzs]

I think this is a carry over from another thread where she's suddenly obtained multiple personalities.  And they're all crazy.

They must be some of the voices I evicted from my mind palace.

[Verdauga]

We should start a homeless shelter for them.

[Kade Rivok]

By the by, what's with the TJ happy birthday?  I'm guessing it's a thing around here?

[Verdauga]

It's the forum birthdays. I suppose Tiny Jackalope's is today.

[Kade Rivok]

I figured that, I just found it odd that we were wishing happy birthday for someone long inactive. 

Though I guess that's kinda the point, so that if they do end up coming back, they can see that they aren't forgotten.

[Verdauga]

It's a nice sentiment, actually.

[Booklover]

What the quail?

Why a quail, specifically? Just wondering.

[Verdauga]

It's the closest variation of the original phrase.

[shisteer of nothing much]

We should start a homeless shelter for them.

A very kind offer, thank you.

We're not homeless! How dare you say such a thing!

*rolls eyes* Be quiet.
I think wishing people happy birthday is a very nice thing to do.