Last Person to Post Wins III

[Flib Bigboat]

Two-Eye? Sounds like he was supposed to have three eyes.

[Booklover]

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Denist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

He certainly needed glasses if his eyesight was that bad.

But why would dental keys improve eyesight?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Dentist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

This made me laugh out loud in the middle of my algebra class. What was he called before he lost his eye?

Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III.

[The Skarzs]

Verbatim. This is now canon.

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Denist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

He certainly needed glasses if his eyesight was that bad.

But why would dental keys improve eyesight?

That's what he asked me.

[WorshipTiria]

It was to unlock his vision.

[Booklover]

Are we in a video game or something? I pity whoever has to play my chaos of a life. Unless that happens to be me, somehow playing but completely unaware of it.

[Kade Rivok]

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Dentist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

This made me laugh out loud in the middle of my algebra class. What was he called before he lost his eye?

Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III.

@Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III, why didn't you tell us your true name?

[Flib Bigboat]

Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III.

Now that made me laugh out loud in the middle of my history class.

[Russa Nodrey]

I feel so betrayed.

[Kade Rivok]

Who hurt you, Russa?

[Russa Nodrey]

Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III. He lied to us all.

[Kade Rivok]

You're right.  I just wish I knew why Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III kept it a secret for so long.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah, makes you wonder what other lies Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III has told us.

[Flib Bigboat]

@Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III , is this true?

[Booklover]

Now he only has one eye, shouldn't that be: Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurous go Walla Walla Edmund Smthson Jones?