Last Person to Post Wins III

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Beez und Vazpz didnae appreciate ziz, und plotted zeir utter deztruction*

[Delthion]

*This made the Bee Gees "Bees? Geez..." (which they thought was the bee's knees') very nervous and so they started to sneeze. Thankfully, the TBP and the BSP decided to bring them some allergy medication for the Bee Gee's bee's knees "Bees? Geez..." bad sneeze.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*But zen zey av gaet eaten by an annoyed giant Dog vho 'ad gaetten an 'eadache from readin' ze previouz pozt*

[Delthion]

*The TBP and BSP unite briefly to fight their way out of the annoying annoyed Dog.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*But, juzt az zey vere aboot tae zuccezzfully ezcape, zey gaet o'ertaken by ztomach acid und became broken doon und digezted*

[Delthion]

*After breaking down to each other in a puddle of tears and stomach acid, the TBP and BSP pull themselves back together and escape beating the tar out of the dog on the way out.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ziz cauzed zeveral animal roightz groupz tae 'ave ze tva potatoez arrezted. Zey vere tried und found guilty o' zevere animal abuze, und promptly burnt at ze ztake az punizhment*

[Verdauga]

Oooh, does this turn them into the thrice baked potatoes?!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zey inztead come back az potato ghoztz und gaet jobz 'auntin' a local 'aunted 'ouze*

[Delthion]

*At this haunted house were also the mechanized bones of a local, eccentric millionaire. He had it stated in his will that he wished to scare people after he died, so he was added to the haunted house.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*In ze garden, az vell az av o'er ze yard o' ze 'aunted 'ouze zombiez zlept, vaitin' tae zcare people. Zeze vere o' courze different zombiez from ze vonez zat vanted tae take o'er ze vorld und vere zhot intae zpace intae ze zun. Zeze zombiez vere friendly, und juzt loiked zcarin' people*

[Delthion]

*They were friendly, but some of them harbored a secret liking of disco music. They his this on their resumes of course because no one in their right minds would hire disco-loving zombies.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zree 'umanz approached ze 'aunted 'ouze. Zey believed nayzin' could ever froighten zem. Zey vere aboot tae foind oot 'ov juzt 'ov vrong zey vere*

[Delthion]

*Unfortunately, they were right. The haunted house failed to scare them. But shortly after they left the entrance and were remarking to themselves how boring the haunted house was. Then they heard the disco Zombies approaching.*

[Verdauga]

Ooh! Ooh! Did the wolves come then?