The Foundation

[Groddil]

And why is Russa locked up?

* MTF Gamma-12 "Exterminators" captures Amber and locks her in a cell with Russa.

"That's why."

Very entertaining, I assure you. However, you would be foolish indeed to believe anything that I say, or expect me to continue in any permanent condition. Know this, Foundation staff: My purposes are my own, and they shall be carried out...

*ominous music*

Quiet, 3042-1. How did you get a music player, anyway?

[Wylder Treejumper]

*Laughs*

I need no music player.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Groddil, please be aware I have 100,000 Basilisks ready to rain hell down on your little treehouse. Please surrender your captives.

[The Skarzs]

However, you would be foolish indeed to believe anything that I say,

So, by your reasoning, we don't have not a reason to not believe that you're not lying about nothing, no?

[Dannflower Reguba]

       Groddil, you appear to be having some.... difficulties, with other staff, no? I can serve as a go-between of sorts, as my abilities are rather effective at turning violent threats into mild annoyances.

[Lady Amber]

WHY AM I LOCKED UP?!

[Hickory]

((In the interest of secrecy, how do I type the black blocks?))

[Groddil]

((In the interest of secrecy, how do I type the black blocks?))

Copy-Paste it from one of my posts. I just copy-pasted it from somewhere else.

WHY AM I LOCKED UP?!

You are an anomaly. Squirrels don't normally talk, so we have to keep you locked away from the general population.

[Lady Amber]

WHY AM I LOCKED UP?!

You are an anomaly. Squirrels don't normally talk, so we have to keep you locked away from the general population.

A lot of other forumers are animals too! James is a gryphon, Faiy is a squirrel, Eul is a hawk, HIAG (though he's not here) is a weasel, Corny is a squirrel, and there're others!

[The Skarzs]

*Cougar pops out of tunnel.* And I have this physique. Same personality, though. *Goes back in as troll.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

((In the interest of secrecy, how do I type the black blocks?))

Copy-Paste it from one of my posts. I just copy-pasted it from somewhere else.

WHY AM I LOCKED UP?!

You are an anomaly. Squirrels don't normally talk, so we have to keep you locked away from the general population.

Really? Bah, flimsy excuses.

[Hickory]

WHY AM I LOCKED UP?!

You are an anomaly. Squirrels don't normally talk, so we have to keep you locked away from the general population.

A lot of other forumers are animals too! James is a gryphon, Faiy is a squirrel, Eul is a hawk, HIAG (though he's not here) is a weasel, Corny is a squirrel, and there're others!

This could instead be a virus infecting medium sized animals that inhabit North America and Europe.

[Izeroth]

 I would like to apply for the position of Containment Specialist (Class C, Level 2). I have had firsthand experience with SCP-3038, and I believe I can aid in his containment. This is chiefly due to my detention in the Site 82 ("Insane Asylum") facility. Personal safety is not a concern; I will do whatever is necessary to secure the Foundation and its interests.

[Hickory]

WARNING: Contamination breach in effect. MTF Zeta-Nine is in the process of containing the escaped subject.

SCP-049

If encountered within this facility or any others, please escort to Cell 24 in Research Sector ??. SCP-049 is to be accompanied by at least two level One or higher class personnel while being returned to its cell. DO NOT TOUCH SCP-049's HANDS WHILE IN TRANSIT. THIS WILL RESULT IN NEAR INSTANT DEATH.

For the full dossier of information on SCP-049, please view this page for more information.

[The Skarzs]

Ooooh.