My Forum FanFic

[Lady Amber]

Wow, this is great! I want more!

[Russa Nodrey]

Awesome chapter!!!

[Skyblade]

Good work, Sor! This is a really cool and interesting idea, and the story is coming along nicely.

[Delthion]

...once again I am completely useless...

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune bumps topic.

[Søren]

* Søren stopped writing because no one liked it

[James Gryphon]

* Søren stopped writing because no one liked it

Eh? A whole first page full of people saying "It's amazing" seems to differ?

My main concern is that it needs more of me in it. I guess my part doesn't really come up until a little bit after the beginning, though (after a fair number of y'all had a chance to get settled in on Skype).

[Delthion]

And my main concern, that in this Forum Fanfic, as in all of them, I am absolutely useless!

[James Gryphon]

If you want I can write a fanfic where you get your due.

[Delthion]

Sounds good to me!

[Søren]

Alright, I'll get back to writing.

[Skyblade]

* Søren stopped writing because no one liked it

Eh? A whole first page full of people saying "It's amazing" seems to differ?

Exactly.

[Cornflower MM]

Alright, I'll get back to writing.

YAY!

[Jukka the Sling]

Yay!

[Søren]

Heres a little chapter:

"None of this makes sense!" Said Jukka as she sat in its her friends, listening to the cat Tartar Sauce explain their predicament. "Let me make this clear..." said Tartar Sauce. "...what you know of your lives isn't real. It's a fiction. A fiction run by people of all ages. You've been stuck in a digital realm called the Internet. It's where these people, or users, communicate and interact. It's their workspace, their playpen, their life." "Why can't we remember anything then?" asked Matthias, who was also sitting at the table. Before Tartar Sauce could answer, Skyblade spoke "...Because something went wrong. We're not supposed to be here." Tartar sauce looks at Sky and smiled. "As I thought. Each of you have special abilities or insights. Skyblade here, has an extraordinary perception of reality. Matthias, your leader, is a warrior who instantly learned how to use our weapons." Tartar Sauce looked from left to right. "Follow me everyone".

The group entered into a large open area, with lonely barrels and boxes in corners of the room. Tartar Sauce started talking. "Let's test your abilities. Skyblade and Matthias may sit this one out. We're going to deploy a series of tests on each of you. React on instinct. This chamber has been specially charged with megabits, a type of digital particle that should bring your abilities to the surface." She tapped a button on a pad. Three laser torrents pretruded from the walls. "Um, what is that?" asked Gonff, who was first to be tested. The lasers hummed, then discharged a beam at him. Instinctively, he darted to the other side of the room with lightning speed. "Woah" he exclaimed to himself, and he seemed to simply appear yards away. As if by will he speed across the room. "So he's fast." said Tartar Sauce.
Next to try was Jukka. She stood in the middle of the room, waiting for something to happen. As the lasers above fired at her, she held up her hands in hopeless defense. Suddenly, the laser beam stopped before reaching her. Tartar Sauce took notes. "Interesting. Manipulation of matter and energy."
Søren was next. The lasers fired, and struck Søren in the shoulder. He slid across the floor in pain. "What happened? Why didn't he defend himself?" asked the Grumpy Cat. She went to the monitor to reset the laser patterns to her designed specifications. The lasers activated again and aimed at Søren. He dodged the lasers all across the room. "I know where they're going to shoot before they do." he said. Tartar Sauced stared at Søren. "What am I thinking right now?" He stared back, and his eyes went wide. "Ew." he said. Tartar Sauce have a snarky smile. "Telepathy".

She started to prepare the next subject, but suddenly the ship rocked. A voice came over the comms "CAPTAIN SAUCE, TO THE BRIDGE! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"