Cellars Election: 2016

[Banya]

Very funny, Soren.

Ashleg is the winner of this election. His Vice Presidential running mate makes valid points that I and many others have thought. The candidate Clogg never ran for himself and so can make no argument either for his own candidacy or against Ashleg's. In future elections, candidates who are not present to run for themselves can be write-in candidates only. In addition, were we to go along with the former President's idea of opening the poll for another day, I would vote for Ashleg and secure his Presidency, something being away from the internet while traveling had prevented me from doing. As the new Cellars President Ashleg suggests, let's have a barbeque.

Any concerns or complaints can be directed to electionmoderator@cellars.gov, not to my personal inbox. Thank you.

[Groddil]

Great. Congratulations, Ash! Whoo!

1, 2, 3, 4! Cocoa an' puzzles forever-more!

* VP Groddil wheels a barbie out and throws some shrimp onto it.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Claps heartily*

Congratulations Ashleg and Groddil, it was an honor working for ya'll. And of course a round of applause for the other candidates for making this such an interesting election.

[Ashleg]

*ahem*


Anyway,  I woke up, it was morning, and saw this...and was really surprised.
Thank all of you guys SO much! And thank ya, Groddil, because that was one of the nicest things somebody's ever said about me. 
You're awesome too.

*claps for other contestants*
We had some really funny debates if I can remember properly. XD

No hard feelings, anyone? I hope? o-O
I'm awkward.

* Ashleg throws BBQ into the air

[Fatch of Southsward]

Alas for Clogg, robbed once again in his moment of glory. 

Just kidding, congratulations Ashleg

[Ashleg]

Hehehehe, thank you. 

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Congrats Ashleg

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Congratulations Ashleg! I gotta say I wanted you to win for a while, but decided to go for poor Clogo just 'cause. You are a perfect successor to Søren however!

[Wylder Treejumper]

Congratulations Ash! You'll make a great president. I'd join your barbecue, but I currently look like a chipmunk and can't eat solid food, so we'll just have to shake paws and call it good.

This just means I need to get started on my new project...

[Amarith Waterspring]

Congratulations, Ashleg! (I was your tenth voter )

@Wylder: Why are you a chipmunk?

[Wylder Treejumper]

Oh, I got my wisdom teeth removed about an hour ago. So, I can't talk, feel my face, concentrate very well and my jaws are all swelled up so I look like a chipmunk.

But hey, at least I get a lot of ice cream

[Amarith Waterspring]

Ooh, that sounds bad  Why did you have to get your wisdom teeth removed?

[Wylder Treejumper]

Oh, I'm preparing for my mission. Its a requirement to get them out before you go, just in case you get called to someplace like Ghana and find problems- it's just best to get it done when you have first-world health care. Mine would've had to come out eventually anyways; they were coming in sideways.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Ahh. Ok that makes sense. I have had teeth removed before, twice, so I sort of know how it feels. But I have only ever had one at a time. Well at least you get ice cream 24/7 

[Delthion]

YES!!! ASH HAS WON!!