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[Delthion]

I think that I have to side with Groddil on this one...

[Unimaginative]

@Delthion William Harrison, You are my forum father, you must lead the revolutionaries. Groddil, your own forum son has betrayed you to join the Staffists. The Staff has removed the Shoutbox, they impose their rules upon us, we need Independence. Father, join the United Boards of Loamhedge, come to the light.

Forum Grandfather. Has the Harrison - Harrison relationship been fully discussed here?

I think I know what you're asking, but not the grandfather part.

Yesterday James posted a personality test thing in the shoutbox. You took it and it would tell you what president you're most like in terms of personality. Me and Groddil both got Benjamin Harrison, Groddil said "@Daskar, I guess we're brothers, I got Benjamin Harrison too." Del got William Harrison, Benjamin Harrison's father.

Benjamin Harrison's Grandfather.

[Lord Daskar]

I think that I have to side with Groddil on this one...

But, but, I thought I was your favorite son.

@Delthion William Harrison, You are my forum father, you must lead the revolutionaries. Groddil, your own forum son has betrayed you to join the Staffists. The Staff has removed the Shoutbox, they impose their rules upon us, we need Independence. Father, join the United Boards of Loamhedge, come to the light.

Forum Grandfather. Has the Harrison - Harrison relationship been fully discussed here?

I think I know what you're asking, but not the grandfather part.

Yesterday James posted a personality test thing in the shoutbox. You took it and it would tell you what president you're most like in terms of personality. Me and Groddil both got Benjamin Harrison, Groddil said "@Daskar, I guess we're brothers, I got Benjamin Harrison too." Del got William Harrison, Benjamin Harrison's father.

Benjamin Harrison's Grandfather.

Since you know more about these guys than I do you should join the UBL.

[Unimaginative]

I think that I have to side with Groddil on this one...

But, but, I thought I was your favorite son.

@Delthion William Harrison, You are my forum father, you must lead the revolutionaries. Groddil, your own forum son has betrayed you to join the Staffists. The Staff has removed the Shoutbox, they impose their rules upon us, we need Independence. Father, join the United Boards of Loamhedge, come to the light.

Forum Grandfather. Has the Harrison - Harrison relationship been fully discussed here?

I think I know what you're asking, but not the grandfather part.

Yesterday James posted a personality test thing in the shoutbox. You took it and it would tell you what president you're most like in terms of personality. Me and Groddil both got Benjamin Harrison, Groddil said "@Daskar, I guess we're brothers, I got Benjamin Harrison too." Del got William Harrison, Benjamin Harrison's father.

Benjamin Harrison's Grandfather.

Since you know more about these guys than I do you should join the UBL.

What's the UBL?

[Lord Daskar]

The United Boards of Loamhedge. We must rebel against King James and his moderators.

[LT Sandpaw]

The United Boards of Loamhedge. We must rebel against King James and his moderators.

Can I ask what your reasons are for rebelling?

[The Skarzs]

Rebellion for the sake of rebelling? Some people see authority as something that is only meant to be resisted.

[Hickory]

Resistance is futile.

[LT Sandpaw]

Rebellion for the sake of rebelling? Some people see authority as something that is only meant to be resisted.

I guess that makes sense. 

[Lord Daskar]

The United Boards of Loamhedge. We must rebel against King James and his moderators.

Can I ask what your reasons are for rebelling?

You'll find out in the official Declaration of Independence when I decide to write it.

[Unimaginative]

I'll join in the capacity of historian in residence. 

[Lord Daskar]

Good, here's your SPAM-Gun, Staff Detector, rations for the next week, Historian stuff, flooding bullets, and DP Grenades.

[The Skarzs]

The United Boards of Loamhedge. We must rebel against King James and his moderators.

Can I ask what your reasons are for rebelling?

You'll find out in the official Declaration of Independence when I decide to write it.

Procrastination: Because important documents can wait.

[Lord Daskar]

The United Boards of Loamhedge. We must rebel against King James and his moderators.

Can I ask what your reasons are for rebelling?

You'll find out in the official Declaration of Independence when I decide to write it.

Procrastination: Because important documents can wait.

Obviously.

[Lord Daskar]

The Declaration of Independence.

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.

We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.

The Signers of the Declaration.

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