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[Lady Ashenwyte]

[Rosie Willowwater]

Cool Ashe

[Cornflower MM]

For an 86 (?) year old lady with breathing issues, my grandmother can be loud. My music is up as loud as I dare with headphones and I can still hear her!

*Rubs head* Schist, it's too dang early for this. The tickets go on sale an hour before the performance. But who cares? Does it really matter? What's wrong with figuring it out when we get there? Can we leave me out of this?

[Lord Daskar]

My math book is making fun of Texas.

As Fred stared at each of those tacos he noticed that they were dripping with hot sauce. He told the nurse he didn't like a lot of chili pepper on his food since he was only six years old. She assured him there wasn't any chili pepper in the hot sauce... But a couple tablespoons of habanero pepper sauce-how could that hurt anyone? (Habanero sauce is the stuff that can almost melt glass.) Fred had taken a mighty, for him, bite of the first taco. He almost went into respiratory arrest... "The nurse," Fred Continued, "felt really bad about the hot sauce thing. She said no one in her house ever had such a reaction to habanero. She said that one of her daughters even puts habanero sauce on her cereal in the morning."

[Rosie Willowwater]

That was in a textbook?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Habaneros are nothing.

[Lord Daskar]

That was in a textbook?

Yes, a high school one.

[Rosie Willowwater]

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[Lord Daskar]

Is it weird to anyone else that if they knew James in real life he'd be, Mr. Gryphon to most kids.

[Kitsune]

Ignore the Kitsune behind the curtain.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Gets my schnauzer to pull away curtain*

Why hello there Kit! Great to see you!

[Kitsune]

Heya Gonff, you too.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

KIT! HULLO!

[Jetthebinturong]

I don't suppose anyone online right now has a Pokémon Showdown account or is willing to make one?

[Lord Daskar]

I don't play it.

I just found out English gets the word despair from the Latin word for hope.